Baldi was a school teacher, he had a family it was very peaceful. Going home to his wife and kids after a long hard day of teaching stupid school children. Until the night when Baldi did not come home, you see he was grading papers late but his wife thought he was cheating on her. She was right, he was having an emotional affair with the principal.
The principal liked Baldi, a lot, so much that he did the job for Baldi, he killed his wife and blamed the kids. Then his children were sent to a mental asylum. The principal fucked Baldi in excitement, he threw a school dance for everyone, the kids, teachers, faculty, even the cafeteria stripper pole.
The kids had fun (: rock. A group of three decided to do something bad. They snuck out of the party and looked around at the abandoned school. They found the sussy-pous looking eye, the one to use or something with the old one, Cthulhu.
The stars lined up perfectly in the sky, Cthulhu was going to wake dorm his internal slumber. The kids unfortunately did not realize this. Meanwhile, a balidi was depressed his kids killed his wife, or so he thought. Baldi realized that he could finally be with the principal, he always wanted that. To be the one with him, taking care of the kids, growing old together, balidi would like that very much. The principal would love that too, without the kids, they were dumb stupid pests that would run around the school way too darn much!! He was usually calm, speaking in a monotone voice. Nobody would expect him to be a cold-blooded killer. It was all for him, Baldi.
