In the beginning, we loved each other, we used to do mew meow cosplays, even though we were Jewish, like last night, we did a teacher and student roleplay. When we were doing the roleplay she said " please don't kill me Mr. Jewish man" in a witch voice we would do those lord and servant role plays, she said " please me, lord, I just have one little penny in my tiny little pocket" in a witch tone. Then that just ruined it. I stopped believing in the Jewish religion, I gave up on my faith.
I decided to discuss this when it was dinner. I wanted the kids to leave, so we could talk about what I was feeling. I never went away the way I was planning. We had chicken we chopped up, we had to kill our food, our kids did it. But we do love them. So I asked the kids to leave so I could talk to their mother. They would not be convinced to leave. So I just decided to let them listen.
" so, eric what did you want to talk about "
"I want a divorce"
"What?"
" I want a divorce"
" But what about the kids, what about our family, what about our meow meow cosplay, our roleplays, we had so much love, what do I need to change for you to love me?"
"it's not you—it's me, Yentl, I've given up in our faith, I don't believe it anymore in our Jewish faith-"
I was hents cut off when I heard the sound that was a chic
–chink. Yanti had pulled a gun on me
" WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME!!, YOU CAN'T LEAVE THE FAITH, ThATS IT IM TAKING THE KIDS, I DON'T WANT TO YOU IN THIS FAMILY"
I was very surprised to see this happen so I got up and ran. She tried to shoot at me but she missed. She then got pissed, grabbed a fork, and threw it at me. I know she has a terrible aim, so she bounced off the walls and stabbed one of our children in the eye. She then shot me again. It hit our Moses statue. I then went up to my room, grabbed as much money as I could so I could rent an apartment. She then chased me upstairs to attempt to shoot me again. I was cornered until I saw the window next to me. I jumped out of it and ran away from her. Leaving the kids behind. I still love her, and will miss the meow meow cosplay we would do, but she was a crazy bitch.
