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Im still thinking about that moment.
The period of time in my delightful day where I saw a curly haired ginger Jew that has anger issues just like me took a half a minute shit then stood up to see if his shit came alive. Disappointment creeped up when his wish didn't come true. Then after that, he pulled up his pants without taking the time out of his bizarre day to get a inch of soft toilet paper to wipe his small ass.
I just laid there on my moms soft bed, legit crying the whole time, hot tears streaming down my face while pure beauty was shining into my eyes as I went blind.
So, in conclusion: Kyle is toilet paper phobic, and you know what people say to people who are toilet paper phobic and have sex
