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Pokemon

*The squad is talking about what it'd be like to open up a homemade Pokemon gym*

Cale, joking: Kdj's just sitting at the end, juggling- fushigi-ing 2 glass balls, in super tight pants, just waiting for their kid delivery once they best their minions.

Kdj: Well they would be Pokeballs. And also it's not a kid delivery. There's no fucking guarantee that a kid that comes into the beginning of my crucible makes it to the end of it undefeated.

Kdj: In fact, I'm gonna stack this gym! With fuckin pros!

Kdj: It's- It's gonna be brutal. It's gonna be a torture gym.

Hyj: Well- Well what's the theme? Are you like- is it a bug theme, or like-

Kdj: YEAH, HYJ. UH- UH- UH- UH YEAH HYJ. IM GONNA OPEN UP A BUG TYPE POKEMON GYM. YOU IDIOT.

Kdj: YEAH THAT'S WHAT I WANT, BECAUSE I WANNA GIVE- I WANNA SHIT OUT BADGES FOR EVERY HAM AND EGGER THAT COMES TO MY FRONT DOOR.

Cale: *Cracking up*

Kdj: YEAH, HYJ. 'Uhh, go Caterpie! >~>' That's me, you FUCKING imbecile. 'Yeah go- uhhh- d-do your best, Kakuna!'

Kdj: WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING TALKING ABOU- Yeah a ~bug type~ gym.

Hyj:

Cale: Okaaay-

Hyj: Alright, um, I'm gonna go. I've embarrassed myself...

Cale: Maybe fire? Fire type?

Hyj: Yeah fire-based? Like- have fires?

Kdj: Yeah, yeah I'll probably just- That's a good idea Cale I'll probably just do a fire type one... SO THAT ONE KID WITH ONE BLASTOISE CAN FUCK UP MY WHOLE SHOP.

Kdj: KILLED ALL OF US WITH ONE BLASTOISE, HUH? WOW. SHIT I SHOULD'VE-

Hyj: Just do rock, then! Just do rock type!

Kdj, voice dripping with contempt: The same Blastoise...

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I-I need a moment-

Wheeze