Todoroki Kids Chat (Rarepairs)

Chapter 20 Im sure of it

That One Lesbian: Fuyumi

Favorite Child: Shoto

Bacon Bitch: Dabi

Annoying Bird: Hawks

Natsuo: Natsuo

Rumi/Clock Rabbit: Rumi

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-Natsuo has added Rumi to the chat-

Natsuo: Hey

Annoying Bird: Rumi! Hellooooo

Rumi: Hawks you dumbass why am I here-

Annoying Bird: I didn't add you, looks like Natsuo did stupid

Rumi: You insult with the mind of a 7th grader

Annoying Bird: Shut up

Rumi: See another one

Rumi: Anyways why was I added?? This says the Todoroki Kids Chat?

Natsuo: Since you and Fuyumi are engaged, your officially a Todoroki

That One Lesbian: Technically, an Usagiyama-Todoroki

Natsuo: Okay half a Todoroki then

Rumi: One question

That One Lesbian: What is it?

Rumi: Why tf is Hawks here- As far as I remember, Dabi and him aren't engaged/married

That One Lesbian: Language, also I have no idea

Bacon Bitch: He kept finding out my password and adding himself to the chat, Natsuo eventually took away admin but he'd find a way anyways

Annoying Bird: Damn right

Bacon Bitch: You live up to your chat name

Annoying Bird: That's not what you said last night

That One Lesbian: Keigo Takami!

Annoying Bird: I HAVERT TILD YPU KY NAME WTF

Rumi: BAHSBAJSBJABSUQHSHSBS

Bacon Bitch: OMFG HES COWERING IN A CORNER IM DYING SHAHHAJJSH

Annoying Bird: YOUR NIT SUPPOSED TO LAUGH AT MY SUFFERIBG

Bacon Bitch: YOU'RE*

Annoying Bird: JACKASS

Bacon Bitch: ✨

Rumi: Okay but I'm genuinely curious, hun how did you know his name-

That One Lesbian: One time he made you mad so you stalked off grumbling; "I'm gonna beat Keigo's ass."

Rumi: When was this because he makes me mad a lot-

Annoying Bird: Sometimes it's on purpose, though I still beat you in sparring every time and you know it

Rumi: Not true, I win occasionally

Annoying Bird: Then how come you're still ranked number five

Rumi: Because of popularity rankings

Rumi: I can very easily beat you

Annoying Bird: Meh it's 50/50

That One Lesbian: I've heard Rumi is more often the victor

Annoying Bird: That's because she only tells you about it when she wins

Rumi: Damn it Keigo

Bacon Bitch: Lol he just covered himself with his feathers

Favorite Child: It seems like I missed alot

Rumi: Oh hello Shoto, nice to talk to you again

Favorite Child: Hello

Bacon Bitch: Oh that's right I haven't said hi yet

Rumi: Why do I feel a childish insult coming

Annoying Bird: You think every insult is childish

Rumi: Bcs most are obviously

Bacon Bitch: Can I please say hello now

Rumi: No be quiet we're talking

Bacon Bitch: Well damn okay

Rumi: What were we talking about again?

Annoying Bird: Just scroll up and read it wtf

Rumi: But what if I don't want to 😁

Annoying Bird: Then you're annoying

Rumi:...Keigo. You literally have the word annoying in your name.

-Natsuo has changed Rumi's name to Clock Rabbit-

Clock Rabbit: Excuse me but wtf

Clock Rabbit: Why Clock Rabbit??

Natsuo: Sorry, that was Tomura, he says its because "She's always rushing around like that stupid fucking Rabbit from Alice In Wonderland"

Clock Rabbit:...Do I still go to jail if I murder a villain

Bacon Bitch: No but if you murder Shigaraki and still go to jail I'll personally bail you out

Rumi: I'm sorry, do you have the money for that?

Annoying Bird: No, no he does not, he's broke as hell

Rumi: Yeah I figured 💀💀💀

Bacon Bitch: Bitch

Rumi: I have the money to buy a magnet don't test me.

Bacon Bitch: Damn the staples and the brokeness 😟😟

Bacon Bitch: That's low 😔

Annoying Bird: ,HVKYVKVYKYVVJY DABI'S IN THE CORNER NOW

Natsuo: NO WAY-

Bacon Bitch: SHUT UP

Rumi: So childish

Bacon Bitch: Good bye

Annoying Bird: Byeeeee

Bacon Bitch: Get your ass over here and help me up

Annoying Bird: Nah
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I wrote this with a migraine so please kill me, also my mom yassified my nails

BTW I edited the first couple or chapters