Shrek was just bathing in his swamp on a Tuesday but he felt as if someone or something was watching him. He looked around and decided that he didn't really care.
Shrek them saw a rat looking creature (you) running around. The rat jumped into his swamp and started humping him. Shrek kinda liked it so he let the rat. And the rat kept going until it was tired.
This is where the love story begins !!
