The Multiverse of Oscar Pine and Qrow Branwen

Qrow vs Chicken 1

Inspiration-Family Guy.

Chicken fight

Peter-Qrow Branwen

Chicken-Himself

"That fight between Ren and Oscar was intense." Ruby said. "I'd say it got hilarious at the end."

Weiss-But what about earlier? Did anyone see Oscar turn to us when he was speaking to himself?

Nora-Let's ignore it. I'm sure it's nothing. (Turns to the fourth wall) Absolutely nothing!

"Wow, nothing gets past her," Darth Anarchus commented. The Boy shook his head. "Nope," he said in agreement. Well except Cinder and her team, both the Author and OC thought in agreement. "Alright we're going to see a Qrow world." The Boy said. "It'll take place in the past and he'll be fighting his most hated enemy." Darth Anarchus added.

Yang-Winter?

Winter-What?

"Oh no, not her." The Boy said. "The two of you may have history but Qrow doesn't hate you." He added at her confused look. Winter blinked at that and felt relief.

"I knew it," Summer and Tai muttered with grins and the former held out a hand to Raven. Raven sighed and handed thirty Lien to them Summer.

Tyrian-What about me?

The Boy shook his head. "You haven't done anything  to earn Qrow's full hatred." he said. "The only thing you've done is attack his niece and her friends."

Darth Chaos-But you two still has a score to settle.

The screen lit up to show a winter day in the Kingdom of Vale as Qrow walked out of a grocery store. The Huntsman was greeted by a man in a chicken suit outside of the store. "Well, looks like someone's going to a party tonight." The man said, stepping in front of Qrow.

"My brother in-law's birthday." Qrow said. He tried to step around the man in the chicken suit, but the man stepped in front of him with a grin. "You should pe-caw up a chicken strip party pack for your family then." The man punned.

"That was horrible," Sun said.

"I know, that's a bucking mess!" Yang punned and Tai laughed while everyone groaned.

"Here's a coupon."

Qrow shook his head. "Look pal, I don't take coupons from giant chickens," he said bitterly. "Not after last time."

Ozpin-Oh come now Qrow, it couldn't have been that bad.

The screen turned into a flashback of that day. Qrow was shown paying stuff for Ruby's upcoming birthday. "Yeah, and the chicken outside gave me this coupon." He said to the cashier as he gestured to the said chicken outside the window.

"That's a convincing costume," Ren commented.

Darth Chaos-It's not a costume. 

...

"That's a big chicken then." Cinder remarked.

"I'm sorry sir," the woman said, holding the coupon. "It's expired."

"WHY YOU SON OF A-" exclaimed Qrow as he turns around, face filled with rage before he jumps through the window and tackled the chicken to the ground.

Glynda-Oh my Dust!

"What in the world is he doing?!" Winter and Ironwood exclaimed.

"Kicking his ass, that's what!" Yang cheered. "Kick his feathery butt back to the hen house Uncle Qrow!"