Cats

Bustopher Jones

I heard heavy and loud paw steps coming down a different street, a large shadow was cast onto a wall by a reddish orange light. All of us froze. "Good evening all." We heard a voice and we turned to see a rather large black cat with white on his face, paws, and tip of his tail. He wore a suit with a bow tie and top hat. 'He almost resembles Misto' I heard Jennyanydots says "Oh no, look who the cat dragged in." The cat looked at Victoria and I and said "Oh my, you two look absolutely starving. You can't attend the ball on an empty stomach." "So you're hoping to be chosen?" Victoria asked. Jennyanydots leaned over to us and said "Yeah, he wants to be reborn as a thin cat so he can get fat all over again but he's going to lose." "How dare you. Don't listen to her." "Don't you listen to him because he's a complete nutter faster." The cat took Victoria and I by the arm , me on the left and her on the right and sang "For Jones I'm not skin and bones in fact I'm remarkably fat," The other cats that were behind us and started dancing. "I don't hold pups, I have eight or nine clubs," he let go of our arms and started to dance too "For I'm the same James's street cat. I'm the cat they all greet as I walk down the street in my coat of fastidious black no commonplace mouses have such well cut trousers or such," The cats lined up single file behind Jones and danced "an impeccable back, yeah! You've got it here we go," he led us to the front of a door and took off his gate and said "Ready?" As he dove into the cat door with us fallowing. We all danced around the house. I noticed Jennyanydots wasn't with us. 'Where is she?' Jones led us to a different part of the house and took off his jacket. He took our arms again and sang "My visits are occasional to the senior education," he let go of our arms and went up to a vent, "And it is against the rules," Jones took Victoria's paw and spun her around, "for any one cat to belong both to that and the joints superior schools," He let go of Victoria and jumped into a trash can, "for a similar reason," Jones crawled near the opening and it started to roll, "when game is in season," Misto stopped it and Jones crawled out, "which is famous for wrinkles and shrimp," Jones pulled a shrimp out of another trash can and ate it, "and just before noon not a moment too soon ...right well that's not going to work is it? Okay look at me and look at you. You know I'm sensitive about my size okay and yet you embarrass me you," Jones hissed at someone, "That's what I say to you," he hissed again. "Okay now listen," said the cats Jones was talking to before being interrupted "You'll never get me up there on your own so let's gather up a few more of the cats and we'll try again shall we?" Misto and a few other cats lifted up a big object while Jones got on a catapult . "Yep, okay nice and good everybody and five, six, seven, and just before noon," Jones when's flying up and landed on the edge of a different trash can in between his legs and fell in and got out, "When I'm seen in a hurry there's probably curry at, if I look full of glue then I've lunched at the tomb on cabbage rice putting, is" he danced and knocked over a huge trash can and ate what was left over. Misto and I shared a rib, "has grown unmistakably round. I am a 25 pounder or I am a founder and I'm putting on weight every day and I'm so well preserved because I've observed all my life a routine and I said I am still in my prime, I shall last out my time that's the word," Jones sang while looking at a trash can with McCavity on top with a smirk. He jumped inside of it and disappeared.