Fuzzypelt-welcome back I'm sorry but Moonfur won't be able to join us he's sick with green cough, so we have Cherryfrost instead.
Cherryfrost-I only agreed so I wouldn't have to do dares.
Fuzzypelt-that's mice, haha see what I did their.
Cherryfrost-uuuh sur.
Fuzzypelt-bring out Birdpaw.
(Two black cats bring Birdpaw onto the stage)
Birdpaw-oh crap.
Fuzzypelt-oh yes.
Birdpaw-alright lets get this over with what's my dare.
Fuzzypelt-well you have to give a kit rabbit poo and tell them its a berry.
Cherryfrost-haha this will be good.
Fuzzypelt-( nods head) yes it will be.
Birdpaw-(finds rabbit poo go's into camp walks up to Foxkit) uuuh hay Foxkit I think I've discovered a new berry you wanna try it.
Foxkit-sur. it looks yummy(takes the rabbit poo and eats it) this is yummy.
Birdpaw-(walks back to stage) that was gross and yet funny.
Fuzzypelt-indeed it was Birdpaw, indeed it was.
Cherryfrost-you'd better run away cause hear comes your mother.
Birdpaw-oh crap(runs from an angry she-cat)
Fuzzypelt-hahahaha good luck!
Fuzzypelt-oh! I almost forgot we need to bring out Nightcloud and Leafpool.
(Two black cats escort the still fighting she cats out if the room)
Cherryfrost-it looks like Nightcloud is beaten up more. Leafpool what's your choice for her.
Leafpool-Dark forest.
Nightcloud-NOOOOOO!
Fuzzypelt-well good by Nightcloud.
(Both she-cats disappear)
Cherryfrost-that was funny, I've never seen a she-cat more afraid.
Fuzzypelt-oh I know, thank you and that's it for this episode. Join us next time.
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Warrior cats truth or dare
DiversosThis is just a warrior cats truth or dare i came up with its just for fun:) if its similar to another book I did not copy it I came up these ideas. I will be accepting Dares/Truths.