vee laid in bed, wondering if she was going to get laid today. she stared at her red led lights, which her tiktok-obsessed friend donovan had gotten her. donovan was very attractive. she wondered if he would be the one to bang her.
her phone started ringing and she quickly picked it up, curious. she lived a lonely, lonely life so she was curious to know who it was. it was a call from ansel.
"hi?" vee picked up and said. there was no response. "ansel? hi?" there was still no response. she looked into her texts with ansel and he had wrote 'SORRY MIC NOT WORKING' so she turned off the call. he had invited her to go play with him in the rain outside like a stereotypical 3 year old would do. however, she suspected that a lot of her friends had the brain of a 3 year old so that worked out fine.
she went outside and she saw ansel coming (pun intended) to her house. donovan was following behind him.
"wow, two very hot people," she thought to herself, "dang i could bang them today."
"vee!!" ansel said excitedly, "wanna play something dirty?"
vee felt heat rising in her cheeks and she smiled, trying to hide her blush, "sure!"
"ok, so," ansel started, and vee's stomach fluttered with anticipation, ""WANNA PLAY IN THE MUD??"
"e-excuse me, what?" vee quickly looked at donovan."i thought- we were doing something dirty?" vee asked, confused.
"mud.. is dirty?" donovan hesitated, then blinked twice. "OH. no, ansel's too pure for that."
"okay..." concern crept into vee's voice. ansel was 21 years old, over the legal age, but still had a pure mind. mildly concerning. she fanned herself. "whew, is it hot in here-"
"-nah, it's just you." donovan finished. ansel sighed loudly.
"you know- you know what," ansel stammered, "i just wanted to play in mud." he pointed aggressively at donovan. "YOU made this weird! now you have to fix it!"
donovan moaned. "yesss daddy~"
AND THE END !!!!!!
i didnt edit this so theres a lot of typos (i think)
lowkey amazing at writing stupid fanfics i know :)
i give myself self esteem in my fanfics
