Another Bird |DC|

Blue pill, black pill.

Me and Bruce walked into a room with three others; there were three black haired boys. One of them had a white streak in their hair however. "Boys, this is Felicia Hertz, since her Father is in jail for murder in planning on adopting her." Wait what. I wasn't aware of that. Well, I guess it's either this or nothing so why not. "Felicia, this is Jason, Dick, and Tim. My other sons." He said, pointing at each of them after he said there names. I assumed that the shortest out of the three was Red Robin. I noticed that Jason had a walking stick. So I assumed that he was Red Hood since I kinda hit him with a metal baseball bat. Speaking of broken limbs I had to fix my dislocated arm myself after I fell on it. I really hate Red Hood now. "Nice to meet you, welcome to the family." Dick said, he stuck out his hand for me to shake. I assumed that he was Nightwing. He definitely had the ass to pull it off. "Thanks.." I said, shaking it gently, making sure that he wouldn't try to throw me across the room.

I could see the sun setting outside. Then I heard the sound of wheels. I turned to see a red head girl on a wheelchair rolling in. She seemed serious until she noticed me. "You must be Felicia, I'm Barbara. It's pleasant to meet you." She said kindly, I didn't know how she could be a crime fighter. Not only was she paralyzed from the looks of it, but she also looked to kind to break someone's arm. After greeting me she looked over at Bruce. "Could we have a word when you finish this introduction?" She asked, Bruce nodded and she rolled away. "So, I've got a question to ask you." Jason said, standing up. "Shoot." I said, allowing him to ask the question. "Let's say hypothetically, a very bad man kills your son. What should you do." He asked, Tim chuckled and Bruce sighed. "I'm just joking kid. Actually I'm not, I hate jokers." I felt like that meant something but I'm to uninterested to bother. The room ran dry. The boys thought it would be a good time to leave.

"I'll be back shortly. If you need anything, call for Alfred." Bruce said, walking out of the room. Guess I should just wait here. Is what I would say if I was a bitch. I followed behind him carefully as to not get caught. I heard him talking with Barbara. "Bruce, I get that you're taking in kids left and right but another Robin? After Damian died wouldn't you think that there shouldn't be another one?" Barbara said, Bruce looked away from her. How the hell did Damian die but is still here today? "I didn't mean for Damian to die." Bruce said, Barbara just rolled her eyes. "Bruce that's not what I meant! What I meant is that there doesn't need to be another bird running around just to die at the hands of another villain!" Barbara argued. Bruce tried to speak. "I now what you're going to say; 'I'd only have her become a Robin if she wants to.' But Bruce, of course she'll want to be a Robin. Anybody would!" Barbara stated, Bruce sat down on a couch. "She'll need to protect herself in case someone attacks the family. I can't have her die because I didn't train her like I did with Dick or Tim." Bruce said, Barbara seemed like she was out of fuel for her argument. "Bruce, just don't make another mistake." As she said that, the Batsignal hit the sky, Barbara left through another door. Bruce pushed a button that revealed two poles that led downward. He slide down it.

Holy shit. I was right. I just found out who the Batman is. Does he know that I know that he's the Batman though? Probably not. I walked into the room, there was a phone sitting on a table, it felt like the normal rich guy stuff. Definitely not Lex Luthor or Jeff Bezo's house. I walked over to the two poles. "I see you've found out already. You've found out faster than Master Dick did that's for sure." I was startled by the British man behind me. His hands were held behind his back. "Well, I suppose that this is your chance to change your life. You stay up here, the story ends. You can live your life like a normal person. You go down the pole, you become a superhero, change your life forever. However that is not my choice to make." The polite British man said before walking away.

I looked down the pole, it was a long drop down. God was I really about to do this. No, I turned away from it, walking away. What am I saying of course I am. I ran back and grabbed the pole tightly, sliding down. This was definitely not safe. As I hit my the floor, the Batmobile left the massive cave I was in. I looked around, I was astonished by the cave, I expected Batman to have a base like this but not like THIS! I walked down the stairs and past the massive computer. There was a massive coin and dinosaur for some reason. Kinda goofy for 'The Dark Knight' but hey, he's Batman. I noticed an assortment of suits; a lot of normal batsuits, aquatic suits, space suits, armored suits, 'The suit of sorrows', Azrael's suit, Barbara's suit which was the original Batgirl suit, And the final one, labeled 'Greatest Failure.' Which didn't make sense to me, it was the second Robin suit, why would it be labeled Greatest failure. Eh, I didn't know and it doesn't effect me. Yet.

Walking past the suits I arrived at the vehicles. Some of them sounded stupid like the BatJetski and BatSled. He sure does love to put the word Bat in front of everything. I mean, Batbucket? Really? I heard something fall down, I looked over to where it came from. Nothing was there. Anyways, what the fuck is a Batsword. I took it out of its case, the sword was more of katana than something like a king sword. That's when I heard something jump at me, I turned around and blocked a sword with the batsword. "What the hell?!" I shouted, facing a person in a completely black ninja suit. They also had a sword. The analyzed me while circling me like a shark. I kept my eyes on them, looking out for what they'd do next. They had an actual sword. They dived at me again, I dipped towards the left to avoid the attack. As a response he kicked me in the leg, knocking me over. He pointed the sword towards my neck. "Don't you think that's enough, Master Damian?" Alfred ask, spraying the computer screen. Damian took his sword away from my neck. "I don't know what Father sees in her. She's just a girl." Damian said, taking his mask off. Alfred wiped the computer screen. "And you would just be a boy if it weren't for your training." Alfred responded. Damian sighed, sheathing his sword. "I'm just not sure if she's good enough to be apart of the Batfamily." Damian said, walking over to Alfred side. The room was quiet aside from the sound of Alfred wiping smudge after smudge from the screen. "She will be in time." He said, another person landed behind me. "He's right Damian, she'll be trained accordingly." I was startled so I backed up and turned around to face the actual red haired Batwoman. She looked me up and down. She then walked past me. "So kid, is there any type of suit you've had in mind? I mean, I knew the moment you stepped in here you knew who Batman was." Batwoman said, leaning on the computer. I looked at the various assortment of suits. "Can I be Robin or is that something you have to run by with Bruce?"