*Diego and Y/N are sitting at a table,Y/N pulls a bucket out *
Y/N:This,is a bucket.
Diego:Deer God.
Y/N:There is more.
Diego:NO!
....
Y/N:As you can tell,This bucket...is actually Jar.
Diego:....
Y/N:...There is more.
Diego:OH NOOOO!!!
Y/N:Dude,cum on,why are you scared of me jokes?
Diego:I was raped by a Bucket and Jar before....
Y/N:Oh....You poor thing...Here Homie.
Diego and Y/N make out with each other passionly
Diego:Bro...
Y/N:No homo.
Diego:...No homo....
They both smile and continue with whatever the fuck they were doing (your mom)
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Diego:So why dida you have tha jar?
Y/N:Well you see, I wanna try something out.
.
.
.
If I cum in it and it fills up,till its full and I dump it all in the sewers,all the hobos and animals will have my seeds and be pregnant!
Diego:....Ayo bro,....THATS GENIUS AND GENOCIDE!
Y/N:The cum will never reach the thruth
......
Diego:So shall I help you?
Y/N:Yes,let's do the bear fillipino flip,it will require two buff naked dudes and 900lb of fish.
Diego:LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
Diego and Y/N then soon,everyday,they cum in the bucket jar cum thingy seventeen times a day,like usual people Jack off amount....And writhing a month,the bucket was full
Y/N:We did it bro....Its done...
Diego:Its full....
Y/N:Id like to thank my dad...I was the best load he ever shot...And your dad,the best load he shot...
Diego:Every load we shot together was the best load bro...
Y/N:Bro....
....
Okay now let's dump this all on Bakugo.
Diego:😩
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Y/N:Okay,on 3,one...two....
Diego and Y/N then yeeted the bucket all over the class and covered everyone with there cum.
Dekugo:WHAT THE HELL?! WHAT IS THIS!!
Bagman:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHUT?!
Boobight:GET THIS SHIT OF MEEEE!!!!!!
Y/N: *Laughs in upper case *
Diego: * laughs in triangles *
Y/N:HAPOY CHRISTMAS FUCKIER!!
Daka:ITS MAY!!!
DIEGO:WE ARE BRITISH!! IT MAKES SENSE!!!
Oh these Bru'hish people
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The spinning Hero (Bnha x Jojo part 7 stand x Quirk reader)
FanficAfter the death of your best friend Gyro you desided to start à new life but becues you are now in Japan you where homeles for atleast 1 year you found out you had à very hands quirk that could help your stand So you got forced to enter in UA
