Homestuck x Reader.

Chapter 1:What the fwaq!?

(Note- In the next chapter I Changed the writing style seeing as this one just doesn't sit right with me, also I'm not in the mood to rewrite this whole chapter LMAO so just endure it.)
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A young Teen stands in the middle of their room. They seem to be drawing something on their wall.

>Young Teen- Inspect the wall.<

It's a bunch of drawings of anime characters, you couldn't afford money for posters so you just decorate your room with drawings of them instead.
You also note that dressing up in front of them are quite creepy, but you'll get use to them staring at you.

You stop with what you're doing and stare at your work. You're quite proud of it so far but you lost motivation on finishing it.

What will this teen's name be?
Insert name:_Nicolas Cages Pink nipples_

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No that's just stupid and fucking disgusting. Who would still love that old guy anyways. It's fucking 2022.

Try again smartass.
Insert name:_(y/n) (L/n)_

Yes, your name's (y/n) (L/n)

You're a teen who has some Interest in well some things.. mostly spending majority of your lifetime sitting in front of your laptop and either play games, read Fanfiction or drawing.
You also like collecting creepy toys.
You love the mysteries of the paranormal. The fact that other beings beyond your or everyone's understanding exist. It fills you with Joy and curiosity.

However as much as you would love to grab your friends and drive to a haunted house and do some stupid shit.. you unfortunately don't have a car yet, and you live with your aunt who is.. well a Christian, believing everything in that thick book they so call the Bible. Honestly that book is basically fanfiction of God and his son and has a bunch of false head canons in it.

You do believe in god yes, but not the one they describe in that stupid book.
Why would anyone want to worship something that literally just brings you endless despair and say 'its part of God's plan' yeah no, that's total bullshit.

You think that the Creators of the Bible is a secret evil organization trying to manipulate everyone into well doing whatever they please.

Enough of ranting about religion and shit. That shit just confuses you.

You stare blankly at the ground wondering what to do, after a while you space out for about 5 minutes until you got a notification from your laptop.

[SimpForSoupDaddy]- started pestering-
{ChumHandle}

(SFSD): Hey (Y/N)!

{CH}: hey JJ what's upp.

(SFSD): Your mom LMAO

(SFSD): pff sorry perfect opportunity.

{CH}:... Wonderful.

{CH}: You're up early for once, what's the occasion?

SFSD): Well I wanted to tell you some bad news... We're moving away.

CH}: what mann that succcs :"•<

SFSD): Waaaa Bro I'm sorryy My mother found a job in *place very far from where u live*.

CH}: Bro I'm gonna Fucking Miss you so much, no more movie nights.. no more fucking around.. heck no more Baking cupcakes together.
Heck we can't watch that one movie together anymore.

SFSD):Ik bro.. I'm literally crying rn...

CH}: Me too bro, but don't worry we'll hopefully still have contact with each other and we can play Minecraft or ark together some times. Then when we have enough money I'll be able to visit you.