Re:Zero Re:Incarnation

Episode 1:Rem and Ram and Ram and Rem

Behold as I [Insert Here Whatever You Want My Name To Be Because I Only Don't Care I'm Busy Sleeping] has the power of immortality or at the very least 2 lifetimes on sleeping and beating the ever loving [Choose from a variation of swear words as there are way to many for my time to be waisted on(I also can't be bothered)]... I should probably explain, I [Insert Here Whatever You Want My Name To Be Because I Only Don't Care I'm Busy Sleeping] died and was reincarnation into the world of Re:Zero which is famously known(by me at least) to be riddled with death because poor Subaru was given the horrible power of dying over and over and over again on Re:peat, anyway back to the thing that I was probably trying to talk about, I was reincarnated as the brother of Rem and Ram so I guess I'm there Onii-Chan(get it because I'm now an Oni and Japanese older brothers are dubbed Onii-Chan)... if I was older because I was apparently born 2 years after they were and was for some reason born with yellow hair and eyes(though that isn't as weird as you think as some genes can skip a generation as 1 of my grandparents had yellow hair and another one had yellow eyes, also YELLOW are you series whatever god reincarnated me with permanent YELLOW features better just kill me right now or else I mean seriously YELLOW.

You must be wondering what great plan I have to help Subaru and his crumbly sanity and cushion the amount of tragedies and my answer to that is nothing absolutely zero because I don't care, I never care about anything I literally died by being to lazy to get out of bed while my house was being demolished for not paying them anything because I didn't have any money because I was at least 8 hours late to each of them(you can guess why) I'm not even actually writing this down your just imagining this whole paragraph.

Though I may as well tell you what I did growing up, I slept for about 20 hours of the day but the 4 hours where really interesting if you didn't know Rem and Ram are 17 during the 1st arc meaning I will be 15 when the series starts and about 9 when my whole tribe is brutally murdered, I also found I had Earth Magic and was really good at no weapon fighting. I also grew a tendency to make terribly jokes at the worst of times.

At the age of 9 the whole Witch's Cult Genocide apparently happened I say apparently because I was asleep the whole time and a while after too and when I woke up I was in Roswaal's Mansion as I yawned I walked out dazed and saw Rem and asked her what happened and after that and walked up to Ram and said and I quote "Hey Ram nice day we're having but let's Cult to the chase, what happened last night"(told you I made terribly jokes at the worst of times) she slapped me then cried and ran off but it was worth it

HahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaahahahahI have spent 3 hours opening every single stupid door in this whole mansion and I still haven't found Beatrice/Beako "Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I AM TIRED AND I NEED TO GO TO SLEEP" I shouted before falling asleep in the middle of the floor