Mama Dream one shots

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(If you guys remember the chapter where the kid (Tommy, Tubbo and Ranboo) try to make breakfast for their parents. (Dream and Technoblade) In that chapter it was mentioned that the kids made tried making bacon for breakfast and some of your wanted to read it sooooo. Here it is.)

•Third Pov•
It was around 4 and Tommy, Tubbo and Ranboo were awake attempting to make breakfast once again for their parents.

"Guys are you sure this is a good idea?" Ranboo asked as he followed the other two. "It'll be fine, we just gotta figure out what we'll make." Tubbo said.

As they reached the kitchen they then started to look around for something to make.

"Oh guys I have an idea!" Tommy said."What is it?" "We can make bacon!" "Great idea mom and dad never make bacon! Only uncle Sapnap." Tubbo said nodding his head.

Ranboo stood still not knowing whether or not he should tell the two that bacon comes from a pig...

"We can't make bacon since we uh don't even have any!" Ranboo said nervously. "We can just ask the neighbors" Tommy replied as he was putting his boots on.

"But it's 4 in the morning?" "Then I'll steal it from them." "No need, one of the neighbors are already awake, their lights are on!" "Oh, great! Good job Tubbo." "Thank you Tommy."

Tommy opened the door and went to the neighbors house. Ranboo just stood their.

Tubbo was grabbing the pan and putting oil since the stove was already tried on.Tommy soon opened the door once again but this time with something in his hand.

"I have the bacon!" Tommy said happily as he was taking off his shoes. "Great now hurry up and open it" Tubbo said.

Tommy brought the bacon over to Tubbo who put all of it at once in the pan. "Ranboo come over here and help us!" Tommy said. Ranboo shook his head "No thanks I'll just stay seated on the couch instead." He said backing away.

He didn't want to get in trouble, not this time at least. Soon enough they were done and while they were waiting Tommy made rice.

It was 6 which means their dad would wake up around now. They started to set the table  as they heard footsteps.

"Why are you guys awake?" He asked as he watched two of his kids run around like idiots.

"It's a surprise, go wake up mom!" Tommy yelled while tripping. Techno rolled his eyes and went back upstairs.

As he arrived to his and his husband's room he saw his lover once again hiding under the blanket.

"Babe wake up" he said poking Dream. "No"  was all Dream said. Techno was starting to get annoyed.

"Get up before I tell the kids you don't wanna eat their food anymore." "Please tell them that, I'm gonna get sick if I eat anymore of what they cooked." "Get up and tell them yourself" "No, now leave me the fuck alone"

Techno just kept poking him until Dream started to get annoyed and got up.

"I hate you." Dream said as he started to walk towards the door. "No you don't" Techno replied before he heard the door shut.

Techno chuckled and opened the door again. He followed Dream down the stairs.

"Mama! Look at what we made!" Tubbo said as he watched Dream walk down the stairs.

Dream sat down in his usual spot as Techno soon followed after. "Ok now close your eyes!" Tommy said.

They listened and waited until it was ok to open them. After a bit Tommy finally allowed them.

When they both opened their eyes they were shocked.

"So do you like it?" Tubbo asked worried since his parents were so shocked.

"Dream can we return the kids." Techno asked out for no where "Pffft" Dream covered his mouth as he tried to stop himself from laughing.

"Hey! Papa you can't just return us for no reason!" Tommy said, Tubbo nodded in agreement as Ranboo was looking away awkwardly.

"Actual I do have a reason." "Oh yeah, what is the reason then?" "Yo tried feeding me my own kind!" "No we didn't Papa! We didn't feed you any type of pig!" "Yeah! Tubbo's right!"

"Bacon's comes from pigs, idiots!" Techno shouted, Tommy and Tubbo sat their processing what their dad just said as Dream was wheezing. Ranboo was still looking away awkwardly and Techno was throwing away the food.

"But uncle Sapnap feeds us bacon sometimes?" Tommy said. Techno stopped what he was doing for a split second before saying calmly.

"Im gonna kill someone real quick."

He then left.

(I suck at this, sorry it sucks- Also since all I've been posting is Dream Smp shit, I was wondering if there is anything else you'd like to see me type. If so please tell me!)

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