Coffee (DARK HUMOR)

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Readers you can skip this chapter if you are not comfortable with such topics. I have already warned you and the title says all so....yeah bye

Location : Coffee shop

Worker: What would you like to order today?

Customer: (Random coffee/drink name) But wait, before you ask for the payment can I make a deal?

Worker: Sure. What is it?

Customer: Um....It's like I would tell you a joke and if you laugh you will make my order free. Well and if you don't laugh , I'll pay.

Worker: Fair enough. Go on.

Customer: What did Bob wanted for his birthday?

Worker: I don't know. 

Customer: Parents (Laughs) 

Worker: (Disgusted by hearing this) 

Customer: Okaayy...............I think this didn't work. But here's another one. But what did Bob get for his birthday?

Worker: (Fed up with such questions but still continues) What?

Customer: Cancer (Laughs again) (Sees the worker is not impressed) Sorry, I'll just pay for the order.

Worker: What name would the order named as?

Customer: Bob

Worker: (Shooked and triggered)

The line behind Bob: ............................................................................................

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