Tensura X kimetsu no yaiba [English Version]

Chapter 12. stupid trio

One week has passed since the incident of the murder of the victim named Kamado Tanjirou with the suspect named Haganesuka. No, Tanjirou is not dead. Don't worry, I'm just kidding.

"When do they come, huh."

This week it is not uncommon for Kagaya-san to visit my residence to visit Kyoujuro, even though his condition is also sick. I also often see him always visiting the graves of demon hunters who have died in battle.

And the most surprising thing is that he always remembers all the names of the demon hunters that exist... I can, but with Ciel's help. If I was told to memorize all the names of the citizens of Tempest. Maybe I'll throw up because my head won't be able to digest it all, moreover I mostly give them original names like 'F 101'.

That's not the name of the times! Ignore that... What's even more important is when the trio of geeks came here.

Speaking of Haganesuka, he was a person who loved swords more than anything. I think again, his nature is almost similar to kaijin and Kurobe. If they all gathered in one place with a cup of cigarettes and a coffee. I can be sure they will continue to mention the word 'Sword' in their every conversation.

"Rimuru-san!"

Oh, they finally came too. My hands are itching to beat someone, Ahem! I mean teaching.

"Finally you guys came too, you came here because you want to practice, right?"

Tanjirou had sent a letter to me that he and two of his friends would come asking me to train him. Of course I'll accept that, when will I be able to beat up people's children for free! I mean train.

"Okay geek trio! We'll start the practice now!"

"WHO ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT IRON BOARD JOKE!"

"Ha!?" I'm annoyed at people who scream.

"GYYAAAAAA INOSUKE!!! WHAT ARE YOU SAYING YOU STUPID PIG! DO YOU WANT TO DIE!???!?!!!!!?!????!!!!!"

"WHAT I SAY IS TRUTH! JUST LOOK AT HER FLAT BOOST!"

"BOTH OF YOU ARE impolite! RIMURU-SAN IS THE PILLAR OF YOU!!"

"WHAT DO I CARE! WHAT IMPORTANT NOW I JUST WANT TO FIGHT!!! SOOBBBUUUU!!!!"

"YOU ARE CRAZY!!! YOU ARE REALLY CRAZY!!! WHY DO I HAVE FRIENDS WHO DON'T HAVE ALL BRAIN!!!!"

"ZENITSU! YOU CAN'T TALK LIKE THAT!!"

"YOU DON'T KNOW THAT THE DEVIL EVEN MAKES A FIRE PILLAR AND ALSO A BATTERY FOG PILLAR BECAUSE OF HIS TRAINER!!! AND NOW YOU'RE TAKING ME INTO THE DEVIL'S CAGE DIRECTLY!!! GGYYYWAAAAA!! !"

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING DON'T HAVE A FUCKING BRAIN!!!"

"YOU!!! YOU HAVE NO PIG HEADED BRAIN TO THINK!!! ALL YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT IS ONLY FIGHTING AND FIGHTING!!!"

"GRAAGGGGHHHHHHG!!! I WILL BREAK YOU FUCK!!! YOU GET HERE!!!"

"INOSUKE!!! Calm down!! WE ARE DEALING WITH AN ICE PILLAR!! DON'T ACT impolitely in front of him!!!"

Where am I ? Who am I ? What am I doing? What happened ? Why am I here? ....

"NOISY!!!"

They fell silent hearing my angry screams and immediately lined up one by one.

"I AM REALLY, REALLY SORRY!!!"

"NOISY WIDE BODY! I DON'T ALLOW YOU TO TALK!!"

"OK, FORGIVE ME!!"

Tanjirou froze, Inosuke looked at me shakily, and Zenitsu had an almost crying face with snot coming out, he cursed behind Tanjirou's back shaking with fear.