Iain gawked at those words. "What" he said whilst doing the Kubrick stare like form the scene in garrisons of the galaxy 2. He took a step back both scared and horny. " I gotta get outa here before I make an irreversible mistake involving my PENIS and THAT shrimp"."! He started to run away but the shrimp called back, her voice as soft and heavenly as 10^9 angels " come get you some crunchy, boy" iain felt his heart flutter and felt himself turning to speak to the shellfish instead of fleeing the scene "I can't or rather I would but I'm... allergic" (vine boom) "oh dreary me" said the oddly feminine shrimp (who iain realized at the moment had a very mature allure to her) " just might know someone be who can fix" that. "Really!!!!!!1!1!1!!1!!2!2!2!2!2!1!1!1!!1!/!:!2!2!/!2!;!:$2!!2!:!3!2!:!:!!3?3$;?:$3 dhhevehdbhejd3!!:!3!!!!!!!!!" Screamed iain trying to hide his excitement. Yes follow me says the the shrimp, and we can hook you up so you can get get some of this shrimpussy. They went to a drugstore, iain was supposed that none of the local residents thought it was weird he was walking around with a human sized shrimp, until he noticed that everyone in the city had also turned into sea floor dwelling creatures! Except that they didn't because it turned out that the mint she gave him for his breath was actually crack. Regardless he tripped balls all the way to the drug store where he bought some reactine+©️.
"Wow why didn't o think of this before" iain downed the entire fucking package in one go and prepared to face his fears. "But wait" said the lovely shrimp lady, "where will we, ya'knoe"? "O sh1t m8" said iain in his head. But just then he came up with an idea, a wonderful, awful idea. "I know a place" he claimed. And as the sun set behind them the pair walked to the towns entertainment district.
