Chapter 1

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Karamatsu bursts through the door.
"HUSTLE MUSCLE HUSTLE MUSCLE HUSTLE MUSCLE!!!!!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP" says Bakugou.
NeNe Ashiro runs i
n.
"I tried to stop him-"
Kuromi breaks through the window with her girlfriend, My Melody.
"I'M GONNA BREAK SOMETHING" she says.
Nezuko starts doing the funny fortnite default dance.

It appears that My Melody is insane.

"I GOT THE KABOOM OUTSIDE!!!!" she announces.

Ashido does the harem Starboy wave.

And Bakugou does a speech about how it's important to be friends with people who are idiots.

Sigh.

We got Ashido flying around the room.

She manages to hit Bakugou's shounen hands and knock him out.

"OOOWWWWWK" cries out the academy president.

Neinei says "YOU KILLED HIM HUSTLE HUSTLE"

Hanako breaks down a wall.

"STOP BREAKING OUR FUCKING WALLS" says Kuromi.

"No." Hanako says.

Hatsune Miku appears with her hit single Popipopopipo playing in the background.

She yells"SEKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" as she breaks through the door with her sword.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

she says

"IT'S THE FINAL BATTLE BITCHES"

"I DON'T FUCKING CARE" says Hatsune Miku

Bakugou says "GET IN THE TRASH" and throws a trash can at them.

Then he runs around the room and catches the fightstick as Neinei approaches him from behind and explodes.

"MATCH POINT ALERT" says Neinei

My Melody is flying up above their heads.

Bakugou says "You blew up the trash can. Now I gotta hide in a trash can"

Hanako pushes a flowerpot over the door and buries the students in it.

Tsukasa Poses and kneels next to a rose and breaks Len's legs.

Rin says "Forget about the stupidass chemistry final" and gets in Kuromi's face.

Bakugou still in the trash can yells "I 'M IN THE TRASH"

Everyone tries to sneak in the trash can but they're all too stupid to realize that Nezuko is doing a club penguin dance, while Bakugou is still in the trash.

Ashido bursts through the door and punches Bakugou so hard that he flies into the trash can.

Everyone looks over and sees that Bakugou is still alive, but unconscious.

Karamatsu runs in and plays baseball with his brothers.

Then he runs into the trashcan, after Bakugou.

Hatsune Miku hits Bakugou's leg with her bat.

"Oof!" says Bakugou

Bakugou manages to pull himself out of the trashcan.

"MY COOL GAME IS GONE" says Nezuko, noticing she has lost her shounen novelty hat.

"WHO THOSE ARE YOU" says Hanako.

"I AM THE MOTHER FUCKING DESTINY OF THIS STUDY GROUP AND NOW I'M LOOKING FOR MY ASSISTANTS" says Choromatsu

"I'M A DESTINY" says the former Bakugou

"HAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU" says Kuromi, and she breaks Bakugou's limited edition Boku No Hero Academia figurine.

Then she breaks his 2nd limited edition Boku No Hero Academia figurine.

She holds them above his head.

"I GIVE YOU AN AWARD FOR BEING STUPID" she says

"WHATEVER" says Choromatsu.

Bakugou pulls out Totty.

"I HAVE A SMALL GAY MAN NOW FUCKERS"

He begins to hit Totty.

"AND NOW A SMALL GAY MALE"

Choromatsu throws Totty into the air.

Bakugou says "Now I DON'T HAVE TO HIDE IN A TRASH CAN BITCHES" and runs at them.

He passes Choromatsu a piece of pie.

"I LIKE PIE"

Choromatsu says "Alright, we fight. But you guys are pretty small for samurai"

Ashido runs in and yells "THE TRASH CAN"

Hanako calls the fighters out for calling them 'fighters'

Kuromi smashes the trash can, causing Nezuko to start crying.

Bakugou says "BASTARDS" and attacks Choromatsu.

Choromatsu says "He's going to win, I know it"

Hanako slaps Choromatsu in the face and says "You're stupid."

Tsukasa jumps on top of Choromatsu and is carrying Totty on his shoulders.

Bakugou asks Kuromi "Who's your friend?"

Kuromi says "She's a friend"

Bakugou asks "Why is she the mascot?"

Choromatsu says "IT'S HER SOLE PURPOSE, TO ARGUE WITH GAY MEN."

Bakugou's attack on Choromatsu is ineffective.

Ashido runs in and says "LET 'S SORT THIS OUT" and starts playing baseball with them.

Bakugou asks Ashido what he's doing.

Ashido yells "LET 'S PLAY BASEBALL"

Nezuko says "I'M FUCKING OUT OF SKIS" and runs towards Bakugou.

Kuromi comes in and yells "I'm not afraid of you" and hits Bakugou.

Bakugou laughs and says "That's right, shogun."

He then has a rage fit and is pulled away by Kuromi by My Melody.

My Melody body slams Bakugou.

"Do not talk to my girlfriend Kuromi ever again." says My Melody.

"We know" says Kuromi.

"Now we need to send this bully home" says Hanako

"WHATEVER HANOI" says the former Bakugou.

Bakugou then jumps in his trash can and flies to Vietnam.

Bakugou is then seen getting crushed under the wheel of a car

Both My Melody and Kuromi are shocked at his reaction.

And Choromatsu is disappointed in him.

"I WANT TO BITE SOMEBODY" says Choromatsu, turning into a bird.

Bakugou pleads for his life and Choromatsu says "I WILL NOT BEAT YOU DOWN, YOU SILLY DOG"

And then Choromatsu flies at My Melody.

"HEY!" says Kuromi "Don't worry! I will save you Bakugou!" says Choromatsu.

And Kuromi tries to attack Choromatsu with her trident.

But Choromatsu dodges it.

Kuromi starts crying and saying "BAKUGOU'S HOMOPHOBIC, HE'S HOMOPHOBIC"

Bakugou yells "NO I'M NOT. IT'S MY JUVENILE BRAIN."

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