And then he grabs a broom.
He puts on a glove and says "SO WHAT?"
"THIS BABY PIRATE" yells Bakugou, and starts beating up Jyushimatsu with the broom.
Kuromi says "If you are so brave Bakugou, than beat this bandit down!"
He continues beating up Jyushimatsu and makes him look like an idiot.
My Melody jumps in and says "Don't hit him, he's just being Jyushimatsu!"
Jyushimatsu then uses fire baseballs at the girls, like a giant lol-o-gram
Nezuko pulls Kuromi away.
Choromatsu says "This is not my style of combat."
Bakugou calls the TV audience to ask them for help.
They immediately see what's going on.
The manager says "We just found out about this and decided we should hire some strong women to beat up this boy!"
Choromatsu then gets hit by the baseball and flies away.
"I AM NOT JOJO" Choromatsu yells, as he flies back to Bakugou.
Bakugou is surprised "Where did you come from?"
He then uses his up swan dive attack, even though Choromatsu is avoiding it.
He misses Choromatsu by inches.
Choromatsu then starts talking to Bakugou "Do you need help getting back up to your feet?"
Bakugou then yells "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE CHOROMATSSU" and shoots the pie at him.
Choromatsu flies away, shocked.
Kuromi asks "Who are you?"
Bakugou says "That guy is Jyushimatsu! He's from Japan, but he's always wanting to beat up women and smash cities. Look at him! He's like a ginger root!"
And then he attacks Jyushimatsu again with the broom.
Kuromi says "It's OK. He's not bad."
"NO HE'S NOT GOOD, HE'S LOSING, THAT'S WHY I'M BEATING HIM UP" says Bakugou
Jyushimatsu is screaming "HUSTLEMUSCLEHUSTLEMUSCLEHUSTLEMUSCLEHUSTLEMUSCLE"
" HUSTLE MUSCLE" Jyushimatsu yells.
Bakugou's reaction? "YAH YAH YAH YAH" and swings his broom.
Jyushimatsu yells "HUSTLE MUSCLE" again.
Bakugou then beats him up with his other hand.
Choromatsu says "Ok I get it. You're not good at fist fights, so you use lassoing."
"YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH" says Bakugou and wags his finger.
Then he says "Ok, let's lasso this bitch"
And Jyushimatsu runs into a wall.
Bakugou then goes in for the final swing, using a technique called "duct tape."
"I hope it's not lassoing to bad."
He misses, and the wood is splintered in his arm.
Hanako then says "That was stupid!"
And then Hanako drags Jyushimatsu away.
"I'M NOT JOJO!" Jyushimatsu screams.
And then Bakugou starts hitting Hanako, who says "JUST SHUT UP AND LET ME THROW THIS PIE AT YOU!"
And Hanako goes and throws Tsukasa at Bakugou.
Choromatsu says "Let's go teach some new techniques to that guy" and flies away.
Nene says "Forget it, our job is to send him to hospital."
Miku says "Not a problem, Choromatsu can do that."
"Ok I'm ready." says Choromatsu.
Bakugou then says "There's nothing I can do"
He runs into a door.
"Your body is falling apart."
Choromatsu says "WELL LOOK WHAT WE DID."
Jyushimatsu then follows him to the soup store, and asks "What's in your bucket?"
Bakugou says "It's just some old soup, nothing special."
Jyushimatsu then says "No, it's something important."
And then he throws him into the soup stock, almost breaking the limited-edition soup.
Three days later...
Nene comes out of the manor.
"Choromatsu! I want to show you something! Help us finish the dishes!"
Bakugou runs into the house. "You brought him!?"
Nene says "Yup, he's here for you."
Bakugou says, "I love you Choromatsu"
"Me too!" Choromatsu says "With all my heart."
Choromatsu is now in the present.
"You're a weirdo."
Bakugou says "I am a weirdo."
Hanako, who seems to now have an addiction to breaking things, pushes Rin and Len off the balcony.
Rin falls, but Len, still attached to the roof, is pulled up and runs away screaming.
"I'M READY FOR THIS!" Rin says.
Rin and Len get out of the pool.
"I 'M READY TO BE WILD!" Rin screams, and jumps onto Len's back and they fly off.
Now Rin is petting a Black Cat.
Bakugou is back in the trash can.
"WHERE'S THAT RED LACROOMER!?" Rin screams.
Choromatsu looks through the garbage can.
"Oh it's here. Just let me get a good look."
Bakugou comes up and says "Can we save this for later? I don't want to get out of the garbage can."
Rin and Len are off into the night, and there's a banging sound, but it's the garbage can slamming shut.
Jyushimatsu is falling asleep in a barrel.
He goes out to the dumpster to get more food.
Hatsune Miku is at the karaoke bar.
Kuromi is at a cafe with My Melody
"So I wonder what's going to happen next in the office."
Bakugou is standing in front of the manor, yelling at Nene and Tsukasa.
Rin and Len are still riding around town.
Hanako is at the bar, talking to Miku about sushi.
And then, out of nowhere...
Nezuko walks into the bar.
She says "I've given up on chasing Choromatsu out of your mind, so I've decided to slap you."
She starts slapping Rin.
Hanako screams "SAD PARADISE!" and throws a glass.
Miku and Retsuko are staring, stunned.
The glass breaks and the spilled coffee goes all over Rin.
"This is all Bakugou's fault!" says Rin.
"It was bad enough living with the former Choromatsu... but the current one is unbearable!" says Jyushimatsu.
Hanako yells "WHY DIDN'T SHE SAY SO BEFORE?!"
Bakugou starts screaming.
Nene runs out of the karaoke bar.
