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Son: you want us to cook anything special for Easter supper?

Dad: I will eat any damn thing

Dad: but your mom and I have not stopped talking about your dick since we had it at Christmas

Dad: so juicy

Son: juicy Easter dick. Got it.

Son: Wow. I'm afraid to ask what yo want for dessert.

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