Bacon: hey
Y/n: hey
Bacon: what are you doing *winks at y/n*
Y/n: nothing, you *winks back*
Bacon: talking to you *smirks*
Y/n: oh *smiles seductively*
Bacon: so.. i may have a suggestion *winks with a smirk*
Y/n: is that so? *Gets in smeggsy position*
Bacon: yes *gets on top of y/n*
*They have smeggsy time*
Bacon: that was nice.
Y/n: it was.
