Pain in the ass

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*Pain totally trying to take over Konoha*

*Naruto failing miserably*

Hinata the SIMP: NARUTO-KUN!!!! I WILL SAVE YOUUUUUUU!!!!!!

Pain: All mighty...  *Phone rings* wait one sec I have to take this call...

what you little shits I'm trying to destroy konoha

Deidara: Kakuzu is hording all the money again!

Itachi: Is Sasuke, ok?

Hidan: I'm hungry i want food

Itachi: I second that

Pain: SHUT UP YOU LITTLE #####!!!!

*Destroys village*

Itachi: NOOOOOOOOO

Hidan: NOW YOU HAVE DONE IT I WANTED FOOD!!!!

Konan: WE AGREED NO HURTING ANYONE!!!!

Pain: YOU LITTLE SHIT

Hinata: You pain in the ass

"ALL MIGHTY PUSH*

Hidan: YOU GET HER BOSS!!!!!



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