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by ballzinyojawssss

by ballzinyojawssss

Y'all jaylas smile just makes my heart melt oml

Anyways my little pookie wookies I'm currently working on two chapter and I will update soon I swear I've just been really busy with school and soccer. I'm also practicing for track and field because my teacher said it was mandatory for me to do it soo

Also by my house there's a train track but in my backyard there's a gate blocking it and today I accidentally booted my ball over the fence and it landed right on the track. Luckily I was able to climb the fence and get it back before the big ass train came and crushed the life out of it

Also I need ideassssssssssss I'm dying.

Anyways here's a bunch of nicknames for y'all that I found on Pinterest

-side hoes -gae baes💅. -lil homies -drug dealers Wait no I'm y'all's drug dealer

-flirty wirtys. -jiggaboo

Honestly that's all butttttttttttttttttttttttttt I've got some pickup lines for y'all

1. Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you everyone disappears

2. Are you a astronaut because you look over the moon today

3.you must be one hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room

4.can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

5. Did you just come out of the oven because ur hot

6. Is your name wi-fi because I'm feeling a strong connection between us

Bro I just need to write more on this page before I publish it so Wattpad can stop sending me that stupid god diggady dang message that says 'are you sure you want to post this it will only take the reader 3 minutes to read' like yes you dumb bum I am sure I want to post this I need to tell my little shawty hawtys that imma post soon like god leave me beeee

Anyways imma leave it at that. Imma post soon luv you cutie patooties