Leorio: do I look like a dad to you ??? *obviously embarrassed*
*Gon hiding behind Killua as he looked over his shoulder*
Killua: do you want the truth or something you want to hear
Leorio: I-
*Kurapika laughing in the background*
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Leorio: aw were like a happy family and I'm the dad and Kurapika's the mom-
Kurapika: why am I the mom ? What gender roles are we pushing here ?
Killua: I know your thinking I'm like the son but I'm not
Killua: I'll be the emo cousin
Gon: I will be the son the hot shot who's only dream
Gon: is to be a star
Killua: I feel like I'd be like a fresh out of jail uncle
Kurapika: and I'll be the sassy aunt
Kurapika: who talks sh*t about everyone
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Killua: quick! What's 2+2 ?
Gon: fish *smiles waiting for the reaction*
Killua: I-
Killua: I'm sorry, what ???
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Gon: remember the kid you kicked in the face last week ?
Killua: which one I kicked like 3
Gon: the one who-
Gon: I'm sorry, what ?
Killua: nothing!
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Killua: Gon!
Gon: I can't! my potato fries hasn't showed up yet!
Killua: bestie, your great in all but I have no idea what your talking about,
It's 3 in the morning
Gon: yeah and ?
Gon: I want my fries!
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*Gon on the break of crying but trying to hide it*
Killua: *leaning against the wall* alright who do I need to go after *as he turned his hands into claws*
Gon: n-nothing I-
Killua: no! who upset you! no one's allowed to lay a hand on my best friend! *turns his hand back to normal and hugs him*
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Killua: I'm broke, do you happen to have any money ?
Gon: Killua, you had plenty of it yesterday! what happened ?
Killua: spent it on 117 cases of chocolate robots *he grins*
Gon: *sighs* Killuaaaa
Killua: whatttt
Gon: that's it I'm done and your grounded
Killua: wha-
