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Yaguchi's math problem (Tamura x Yaguchi)

I suffered because of a math problem okay?!? >:[

Yaguchi POV:

I wasn't always good with Math, actually I was terrible with it! And I kept failing my Math classes sooooooooo uhm. How the fuck do I graduate if most of my grades are shit. I tried googling the answers, but fuck, it didn't show up. I'd ask Toono, but he's as dumb as me. I'm not asking Yuu either >:/

I got up from my Math table and I started walking around to clear up my mind. I suddenly bumped into Tamura senpai.

Tamura: Watch it carrot top

(Ah yes those cliche scenes where the main character of this story bumps into his bully so creative author-san)

UGH YAGUCHI SHUT UP IT AIN'T EZ 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

"Blah blah, is carrot top, ugly, and yada yada the only names u can think of for me?" I asked him with a smug grin

I noticed his face get a bit red which was weird but whatever 

Tamura: Yk I'd call you Toono's side hoe, but yk I don't wanna hurt you 😂😂

UGH HOW DARE HE 😡😡😡😡

(Oh wait his grades are pretty good and he's in 2nd year, BUT WHAT AM I THINKING?!? ME ASK HIM? HE'D SAY NO 😭)

Tamura: Earth to Yaguchi!! Did ya zone out??

I only realized until now that his face was closer to mine

THINK FAST KYOSUKE WHAT DO I SAY-

"GET AWAY FROM ME YOU ASSHOLE" I shoved him away feeling some sort of way.

Tamura: geez calm down. Seeing you angry is kinda cute lol 

He patted my head gently

(DID HE JUST CALL ME CUTE?!?)

Tamura: So tell me ponytail, what do you want from me?

(CAN HE READ MINDS OR SOMETHING?)

"W-Well I have this Math problem and it's hard to solve and my grades are kinda shitty" I said bowing my head a bit.

Tamura: Awh I think I can help you with that but only if yo-

"NO DON'T YOU DARE" I slapped him

Tamura: Ugh I wasn't gonna say that mhm sure Tamura. Would you consider hanging out with me though?

He stared at me with puppy eyes

(FUCK WTF IS HE DOING?)

"I-I.. FINE." I huffed in defeat

A smirk crept on to his face

Tamura: HAH I'll help ya with ur Math homework then, it's pretty easy.

(What a loser 🙄)

I suddenly felt a tug at my wrist

Tamura: LET'S GO TO MY DORM, I HEARD YOURS WAS A DUMP

"HUH IT ISN'T" (TOONO YOU DUMBASS)

At Tamura's dorm 

3rd Person:

Tamura was trying to review Yaguchi for his upcoming Math test, but he seems to be bored and short attention-spanned.

Tamura: OI YAGUCHI. ARE YA TRYING TO FAIL YOUR MATH TEST OR SOMETHING??

Yaguchi: UGH NO YOU'RE GIVING ME A HARD TIME

Tamura: WELL MAYBE IF YOU WEREN'T SO STUPID! YOU'D UNDERSTAND IT

Yaguchi slapped Tamura, which angered Tamura so he slapped Yaguchi back. 

The 2 started slapping each other non stop until their faces turned red from the slapping.

Tamura: You look like you're blushing

Yaguchi: Pfft like you're one to talk

Tamura rubbed his cheek, and he hissed a bit from it's sting.

Yaguchi: Did I slap you too hard?

Tamura: Yeah maybe lol 

Yaguchi came closer and rubbed his cheek

Tamura POV:

Man I'm imagining it again..

Yaguchi: Can we continue ?

"Yeah sure, if your brain wants to heh" I said while taking off his hand from my face.

Yaguchi: Can we go somewhere else instead of your room...?

"Oh okay, why not" I got up and pulled Yaguchi up, and we headed outside.

Yaguchi: FRESH AIRR

He ran around like a little child who has been trapped in his house since forever ♾ 

Damn author when r u gonna make this damn story abt a Math problem

BRUH 

"hey shorty let's go back inside we have to do your Math problem" I pulled him by the arm to get his attention

Yaguchi: hmph, fine! 

We went back inside and worked on Yaguchi's homework..

"..."

(Did he just fall asleep on me?")

I smirked and pecked him until he woke up.

Yaguchi: what do u want? 

"You fell asleep on me baka!"

Yaguchi suddenly turned red.

Yaguchi: I DID NOT!

"Did too"

Yaguchi: DID NOT!

"Hm whatever" I kissed him and laid down on his lap

Yaguchi: BAKAAAAAAA

A/N: I made this chapter months ago and I used my old writing style again!