The herb and the herbivore

At the houses

*herb walks in*
Wind archer:hey son
Herb cookie:hey mom, hey dad
Wind archer cookie:where were you??
Herb cookie:I-umm i was with my friend
Wind archer cookie:alright
Sea fairy cookie:hello son
Herb cookie:hi mom..
(Oh yeah non canonically Skorpion cookie is vamps mom and fire spirit is his dad and non canonically ananas dragon cookie is his brother but the only canon family member is alchemist)
*vamps walks into his house while ananas dragon is shocked at his arrival*
Ananas:hey bro!
Vampire cookie:hey ananas
*sits down*
Ananas:where were you?
Vampire cookie:o-on a date...
*ananas looks in shock*
Ananas:NICE DUDE who is it
Vampire cookie:someone named herb cookie
Ananas:you mean that short green dude??
Vampire cookie:mhm
Ananas:I KNOW HIM!! Hes my best friend
Vampire cookie:really???
Ananas:yes!
Vampire cookie:cool *yawn*
*ananas grabs vampire cookie and throws vamps onto his bed*
Ananas:night dude!
*vamps falls asleep*
Fire spirit:ugh ananas what was that noise
*ananas shushes him*
Ananas:hes asleep
*the next day*
*vamps would be talking to herb cookie*
Vampire cookie:so have you told your parents?
Herb cookie:no....
Vampire cookie:why??
Herb cookie:just nervous...
*vamps hugs herb*
Vampire cookie:dont worry herb it'll be alright
*herb smiles*
Vampire cookie:man im bored
Herb cookie:then what do ya wanna do?
Vampire cookie:thats my dilemma
*herb would notice sea fairy cookie*
Herb cookie:CRAP my moms here
*vampire cookie would turn into small bat and hide*
Sea fairy cookie:oh hey herb!
Herb cookie:h-hey mom!
:who was that just then???
*herb sighs*
Herb cookie:you can come out vamps...
*a small bat swoops in and turns into vampire cookie*
Vampire cookie:hello !
Sea fairy cookie:please call me cookie. Who's this herb?
*herb would sigh again*
Herb cookie:mom meet my boy friend vampire cookie
Sea fairy cookie:pleased to meet you vampire cookie just remember treat him well *she says while laughing*
Vampire cookie: yes ma'm *he says while smiling*
Herb cookie:so... what now?
Vampire cookie:hmmm... I KNOW