The regret

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*the next day*
Vampire cookie on phone:hey herb
Herb cookie on phone:what....
Vampire cookie on phone:im sorry about last night
Herb cookie on phone:your not forgiven
Vampire cookie on phone:why??
Herb cookie on phone:YOU FUCKING HIT ME AND RAN
Vampire cookie on phone:I WAS DRUNK
Herb cookie on phone:fine...
*knock knock on vamps door*
Vampire cookie:what the-
*he opens it*
Herb cookie:your forgiven.....
*vampire cookie would start crying*

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