The Loud House Adventures of Logan Loud

Fool's Paradise

(Today is a regular day at the Loud House when Logan putting on some kind of hazmat suit)

Logan: This suit will protect me from whatever pranks Luan has in stored for April Fool's.

(Logan pulls a cord, causing the suit to inflate and Logan to float up to the ceiling)

Logan: Haha! I'm safe!

(The rest of the family (except Luan) enter Logan's room)

Lori: Logan, what are you doing?

Logan: Protecting myself from any pranks.

Luna: But we already took care of that, Mom and Dad are sending Luan to a funny camp.

Logan: Oh.

(Latter at dinner, Luan is looking at the pamphlet for the camp)

Luan: A weekend at Funny Farm's Clown Camp? Oh, this is my dream come true! Oh, thank you, thank you! But what's the occasion?

Lynn Sr.: Why do we need an occasion to spoil our favorite little comedienne, huh?

(Luan hugs her father, but realizes something)

Luan:  Oh, wait. It's April Fool's weekend.

(Lynn Sr. suddenly does a spit take at Lisa)

Lynn Sr.: It is? I, uh-I didn't realize.

Luan: I don't know if I can be away from my family on my favorite holiday.

Lynn: Ah, but think about all that fresh meat at the camp just waited to be pranked.

Luan: Oh, you're right! Well, in that case, I camp wait!

(Luan laughs)

Luan: Get it?

(The family nervously laughs)

Lincoln: That's hilarious! Where do you come up with this stuff? Oh, I swear, I'm gonna pee!

(Lucy whispers to Lincoln)

Lucy: Lincoln, don't oversell it.

Time Skip

(At some hotel, Logan is currently sleeping on the floor while wearing earmuffs when Lori removes his headphones)

Lori: Logan, wake up!

(Logan wakes up)

Logan: What is it?

Leni: It's Luan! She's here!

(Logan is shocked)

Logan: What? 

(As Logan gets off the bed, a bird cage drops on him)

Logan: A bird cage? Seriously?

(Moments later, some seeds began to fall on him)

Logan: Are these bird se...........

(A bunch of bird seeds fall on Logan, burying him in a pile as his family screams)

Time Skip

(The family, except Luan are freeing Logan from the cage)

Logan: Luan's really on the edge with these April Fool's pranks, why would she even trap me in a bird cage full of bird seeds? How could she set this up? It's not like someone helped her, right?

(Logan notice his mother and siblings are glaring at his father)

Logan: Why are you glaring at Dad?

Rita: Why don't you tell our second son Lynn?

Lynn Sr.: Well, you see Logan, I kinda..............

Lana: Dad's been helping Luan.

Luna: So he could get a prank free decade!

(Logan is speechless, feeling betrayed by his own father)

Logan: (shocked and angry) WHAT?! Father, how could you sold us out?

Lynn Sr.: Well.........

(Rita growls at Lynn Sr. as he puts his head down in shame)

Lynn Sr.: Yes.

Logan: You gotta be kidding me?! Do you have a plan?

(Lincoln nods)

Logan: Alright, let's get back at Lu...........

(Suddenly, Logan trips on a line as a bucket falls to the floor, pouring some liquid on his shirt)

Logan: A bucket of water, at least it's a harmless prank.

Lisa: (sniffs the liquid) Logan, I don't think it's water.

(Lisa takes a sample and scans the liquid with a device)

Lisa: It's a pheromone that attracts birds, mostly birds of prey of the Strigiformes.

Logan: What? You mean this attracts............

(A hooting sound is heard as the family see some owls, staring at Logan)

Logan: Uh oh.

(The owls spread their wings and dive at Logan, who panics and runs out of the hotel room, being chased by the owls. The next scene shows Logan in his room, waking up from a nightmare, screaming)

Logan: Aaaaaaah!

(Logan pants heavily as his siblings approach him)

Luna: What's wrong little bro?

Logan: It was awful, we need to send Luan to a funny camp so she wouldn't terrorize us on April Fool's, but she ends up pranking us at a motel and Dad was helping her.

(Luan looked nervous when she saw the glares from Lincoln and her sisters)

Lori: Logan, it was probably a nightmare.

Leni: But Lori, it happened yester.......

(Luna covers Leni's mouth)

Logan: It felt so real and why does my head hurt?

Lisa: (whispers to Lincoln) I think he got amnesia when he bumped his head to a tree while being chased by those owls.

Logan: What was that?

Lisa: Uh...........

Lincoln: Nothing.

(Lincoln and Lisa smile nervously)