it was a normal day in hogwarts 😯✌🏼! hairy potter hated drunko malfoy. he wanted to punch him.
harry walked out of his room and went to his friends. they walked out of their common room and went towards the great hall to eat. as they were walking, they heard screaming and a loud thump.
draco fell down the stairs. he was at the very top and fell to the bottom floor.
harry, hermione, and ron rushed down the stairs to see malfoy. he was sobbing.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" cried dracko 😯
everyone laughed
"HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
even dumbledore laughed.
dumbledore was so hot
dracko got maaadddd! he went up to hermione to bully her
"YOU FILTHY MUGGLE BORN UGLY LOSER!!" said drunko
"atleast i don't look like megamind, large headed bitch"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" cried draco
he ran to his room because he was brocken and no one liked him, not even crabbe & goyle, and not even his parents. #loser
later that day, it was time for quidditch practice. the golden trio and malfoy and his people were out 😒.
"OMG YAAASSSS I'M GONNA SLAYYY THESE QUIDDITCH PRACTICES!" dracko said
he got onto the broom and went high up in the air. then the broom started going crazy. malfoy fell off the broom and slammed on the ground.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHH" he cried
cedric diggory laughed at him.
"OMG IS THAT THE NEW BATMAM??" said giannacullen
"what?" said cedric diggory
"i'm from 2022" giannacullen said
"bitch it's 1993"
"oh damn. bye." giannacullen disappeared.
moaning myrtle was confused.
later that day, it was time to eat dinner 😲
that food was not seasoned at all. like ZERO seasoning.
"omg i'm gonna add a little spice on this food 😜 i'm gonna add some SALT!!" said malfoy. he put a pinch of salt onto his dry nasty unseasoned chicken and his mouth was on fire "OHHHHBMY GOOOODDDDDDDD MERLINSSSS BEARDDRDDDDDRDD THIS FOOD ISNSO SPICYYYG HELP" said malfoy "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH"
everyone laughed at him, even dumbledore and mcgonagall.
malfoy ran out of the room and cried.
the golden trio continued to eat. then neville longbottom showed up.
"OH MY GOD IS THAT KRIST NOVOSELIC FROM NIRVANA??!!!" giannacullen said
"who?" said hermione
"nevermind" giannacullen said. then she disappeared.
after everyone finished eating, they all went to their rooms and went to #sleep😜!
