Of the Earth and Sky

A Normal Day with the Varia

Chapter 4

A Normal Day with the Varia

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"YOU FUCKING BASTARD!"

Bel bolted down the hall as I followed, hot on his heels. He laughed and threw his knives at me.

I swept to the side, dodging it and continued my pursuit to kill him.

"You trashed the fucking room on purpose!"

"Ushishishishi, and you have to clean it, Principessa."

I growled and chucked a bucket at him.

He grinned and tilted his head. The bucket of soapy water sailed past his head and collided into Squalo. Who just happened to be walking by.

"I'm not fucking Cinderella, you fucking bastard!"

"VOOOOOOIIIIIIIII!" Squalo roared, covered in soap. "YOU SHITTY TRASH!" He stalked over to me with his sword raised.

I flung my wet mop at his face. "Shut the fuck up!"

Bel took this as his chance to escape, and high-tailed down the hall.

"COME BACK HERE-"

I was cut off as I felt the back of my collar being grabbed and lifted up to face an angry long haired commander.

"Let go!" I kicked his chin.

He released me with a curse and I bolted after Bel and soon caught up to him.

I tackled him from behind and we broke into a fist fight while we rolled over, trying to dominate the other.

Two months ago, I was told (forced) to work here. My job was to clean.

Yes. I was a shitty maid. Dress and all with it.

Bel and I were in the middle of our usual fights. Yanking at each other's clothes and delivering bruises and scratches.

We continued to curse (I did most of it) and swear at each other while rolling over before we were suddenly pulled apart and lifted up by the back of our collars.

"Stop fighting you two~" Lussuria scolded. "It makes mommy dearest very upset when you two fight."

Bel frowned at the comment.

"You're not our fucking mother!" I retorted angrily as I clawed his hand.

"Now now, Mami, mia dolce dolce carissima figlia," Lussuria chided.

I scowled at his choice of words.

"That horrible vague language isn't very ladylike nor suitable for my adorable daughter~"

"Fuck ladylike!" I wiggled and squirmed. "Let go you gay bastard!"

"It looks like it's time out for both of you."

-Reborn-

I found myself facing the wall a few minutes later alongside Bel.

"The Prince doesn't see why he has to be stuck with the Principessa." Bel whined.

"That's because you both got into a fight." Lussuria chided. "Brothers and sisters don't fight and try to kill each other."

"Tch." I scoffed, clicking my tongue. "I would gladly rip the bastard's head off."

"The Prince killed his family before," Bel mumbled. "So what makes this any different?"

"Lussuria sighed in defeat. "I'll be making lunch. You two behave and don't you even think about moving two inches from your spot."