It was a fateful hot sexy date night at fedy fazbesrs piizarea, Albedo Kreideprinz was there, the Knights of Favonius bickered him to get a break, like Jean, he overworked himself more then humanly possible, although he wasnt even human. He was fruity, it's different. He thought it was a nice atmosphere to work on his research somewhere other then his lab in dragonspine, so he stayed at the pizzeria. Glamrock Freddy was SEXY HOT AMAXING FUKING FUCK HOLY SHIT HELP PLEASE HOLY u, and when Albedo passed out from the pure hotness karya was radiating,, a man.. CARING ABOUT HIM???? KAEYA ALBERICH..., the fluff completely drained him.
Albedo woke up in the arms of the animatronic DILF bear wearing a bunny hat and fishnet stockings. "WOWOOFOWOWARFARFAFR IS THAT AN AKUTAGAWA ?!?! oh wait no nvm " albedo said before thinking to himself,, wait... He was dating another... He was already with jake i mean jake i mean jake i mean jake i mean jake i mean karya, how could this be? And everybody knows, because Kaeya constantly shits albedos name whenever people mention albedo even in the slightest. "Hey." The bear said, a shit eating grin plastered across his face (literally). Albedo did not embrace the hot sexy shit covered bear holding him, he felt so greasy and stinky in his arms he was sort of scared he would slip from all the grease covering them and get brain injuries from the hard tiled floors in the Pizzeria. "Glamrock... You can't do this, you know how Kaeya is like..." Albedo muttered, frowning. He felt deeply uncomfortable in the grasp he was in bc a few min ago he was scrolling through teitter and now hates men. Glamrock Freddy held a finger to his lips. "Hush, just for tonight, kitten. Daddys buying you nitro" Glamrock whispered into albedos ear followed by a little nibble. "D-D-D-D-D-DISCORD NITRO!?" albedo shouts and peas.
Glamrock freddy took off the skinsuit he had been secretly wearing and revealed he was hit artist, Mitski. Albedos jaw comically dropped, steam coming out of his ears, before he could say anything mistki spoke. "I glow pink in the night in my room" she said, pushing her lips into the others. "I love everybody, because I love you." GlamMitski said.
Albedo was supposed to be back in the lab early that morning with Sucrose, so when he was late (he never is), he was deemed missing. This caused Kaeya to barge into albedos lab without the blonde noticing.
After the steamy makeout session, Albedo turned to the entrance he somehow didnt hear the loud fucking booming steps (because of how big kaeyas fucking clown shoes were) kaeya made while making his way over, and saw his lover come around the corner. Kaeya had tears rolling down his face, he had already heard everything. GlamMitski threw him down, "and i want love that falls as fast as a body from a balcony" she says. Albedo gets back up and took a few steps towards kaeya "Darling! My little honey nut!! My hot steamy omelette! It's not what it looks like.." The blond exclaimed to Kaeya. Kaeya was dumbfounded. This wasn't the Albedo he knew... Was this the imposter? The big tittied man was too scared to question and ran out the pizzeria in tears. Albedo usually was calm and could keep it together, but this was different. Tears slowly stated rolling down albedo's chalky cheeks (all 4) but he stayed there, mouth slightly agape and wide eyed. "GlamMitski... Why..." albedo coughs up through tears. "Arf arf... arf bark woorf growl... bark arf woof woof..." glammitski barks. They sit there in silence for a while before albedo starts feeling très malade. (very sick. that was for our french teacher) ALbedo runs to the bathroom and starts throwing up. He pulls a computer bc out of his jeans and googles "pregnancy test" and clicks a uquiz.com result, he then proceeds to pee on the pregatealcy test and clicks done. Albedos stomach drops as the words "u have testicular cancer😂 i eman uh yeah ur pregnant " appear on the screen albedo gasps. :smiling cat: PARRT 2 COMING IN 1 YEAR !!!
