princess Kenny's magical adventure

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hi so um this is a timeline where the new kid is here but everything is normal. Clyde doesn't betray everyone or get banished no ufo crash and stuff. the new kid has obviously the anal prob and all the other weird stuff . this is not based on the original main story except for the princess Kenny lore and story. the elves and the humans just fight for the stick

warning: shitty English

princess Kenny pov

I the princess of Kupa keep, daughter of an orc and an elf, am the true owner of the stick of truth but at last the elves and the humans fight back and forth for it and its power. Me pretending to be on the human's side waits for the moment to betray them and take what was supposed to be mine and the power that once my parents had. sadly now they have the new kid so I have no chance of winning

to clear my head out I go for a walk and sit on the bench at the stark's pond. gazing at the disgustingly dirty and polluted water I think of what could have happened if they didn't all die at the hands of the more powerful groups. my whole clan just... murdered. Dismembered for their precious body parts, enslaved by the humans and elves just because they were now rare. All the orcs .. gone. The only thing that could be called an orc is me. Half-orc, half-elf, I am the last orc-related living person that could be called an orc. I swear on my entire freedom and privilege that I will avenge all those poor souls that were once my people!

 oh, time passes by quickly, it's already getting dark. I get up from the bench and run to Kupa keep. I may or may not have black market groups dedicated to trying to kill me to collect my body parts because I do have orc-ish elf ears and smaller orc teeth. they're like vampire teeths but on the bottom row of my mouth. That may not look ladylike but am proud to be representing my people. hiding under my orange hood I stop to pick up an almost new cigarette. I light it up and smoke the rest of it. nearing the Kupa keep I slow down to finish it then I spray sweet perfume I stole from the wizard's mother to hide the smell.

 suddenly I notice one of those black market guys glaring at me so I run to the doorstep and violently knock at the door and the window.''OPEN THE DOOR!!'' "HEYY OPEN THE G-'' padalin butter opens and I sprint in and close the door. panting I remember today is the Kupa keep moonlight festival so everyone was here. I look up and everyone looks at me with a shocked and concerned look. ''is everything okay princess?'' the barbarian said ''y-yeah everything is.. fine.'' I respond ''d-doesn't look like it, if you are in trouble you should tell us! we're gonna beat them up for ya! you're the princess of Kupa keep after all!!!'' paladin butter says '' its.. nevermind just forget it..''

I go to the backyard to sit on top of the left tower to calm down. if I say anything I'm going to get killed by them cause of my untrustworthiness but I don't blame them tho. I am planning to take the stick from them. I could steal it now but the new kid that is for some reason called douchebag is guarding the stick so there is no way am getting near it.

time skip festival

''HELLO CITIZENS OF KUPA KEEP. TODAY IS THE FESTIVAL of  bla bla bla douchebag blabla.'' this is so boring. having to be pretty and perfect isn't a problem to me but standing without moving and waving to the horny guys is a pain in the ass. after he finished the speech everyone was free to go have fun so I sit on my throne that some slaves exchange with the king's throne. I could go eat something but the king and the others make fat-shaming jokes about me because you know am the pretty and skinny princess and if I get fat they're going to *unprincess* me I guess. it's really stupid to be honest. it doesn't get to me on a personal level I just think it's annoying.  they would probably give me the slut role or something so I'm just staying on my comfy throne to do nothing except look pretty.

sorry, this is short!! it's my actual first serious fanfic and my English is a bit rusty. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD give me ideas!!! am gonna do a slice-of-life kind of thing. angst and stuff are welcomed!! have a nice day I guess!! ╰(*°▽°*)╯

again SORRY FOR MY BAD ENGLISH!!