Incorrect Quotes #34

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1. Hakuryu

2. Junyou

3. Fuhrer

4. Sylver

5. Hindenburg

6. Akagi

7. Shoukaku


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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*



[Hakuryu]: "So... Who broke it?... I'm not mad, I just wanna know."


[Everyone]: ...


[Hindenburg]: "I did, I broke it-."


[Hakuryu]: *Puts a finger in front of her mouth* "No. No you didn't. Who broke it?"


[Hakuryu]: *Looks at Fuhrer*


[Fuhrer]: "Don't look at me, look at Junyou."


[Junyou]: "What?! I didn't break it."


[Fuhrer]: "Huh, that's weird, how did you know it was broken?"


[Junyou]: "Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken."


[Fuhrer]: "Suspicious. You is SUS."


[Junyou]: "No I'm not!"


[Shoukaku]: "If it matters, probably not, but... I think I saw Akagi-Senpai using it last."


[Akagi]: "What! LIAR! I don't even drink that crap!"


[Shoukaku]: *Smirks* "Oh really? Then what were you doing with the coffee machine earlier?"


[Akagi]: "I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Shoukaku!"


[Hindenburg]: "Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Hakuryu-."


[Hakuryu]: *Silences her again* "No, who broke it?"


[Everyone]: ...


[Fuhrer]: "Hey, Hakuryu,... Sylver's been awfully quiet."


[Sylver]: *Demonic Voice* "OH REALLY?!"



*Everyone starts to argue with one another*


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[Hakuryu]: "I broke it. It burnt my kid so I BEAT THE SHIT out of it."


[Hakuryu]: "I predict that in 10 minutes from now that Sylver and Fuhrer will try to kill each other."


[Hakuryu]: ...


[Hakuryu]: "Good, it was getting boring around here."


[It was supposed to be, "YOU'RE BORING ME SPIDERMAN", but I couldn't find it.]

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