lol/stupid pick up lines

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• dayum girl, were you sitting in sugar cause you got a sweet ass

• Are you from tenassee, cause your the only ten I see

• excuse me mam do you need any water cause your smokin

• dayum baby, you need to stay out of fires cause your hot/smokin (which ever word sounds best to you)

• guy:did it hurt?
Girl: (looks confused) did what hurt?
Guy: did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Girl: no, but I scraped my knees a bit when I crawled out of hell.

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Thanks for reading.
Feel free to use these lame stupid AF pick up lines. If you are a girl and a guy uses the last line on my list then you should respond like I wrote. Their response is usually halerious
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