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THESE NUTS
There once was a whore who loved to kiss guy nuts. One day when she was working her corner. A cop came up the her, "Mam you tired?" "Tried of what sir?" She ask "You tried of sucking on these nuts!!!" She replies by saying "nope, as a matter of fact I'm ready to suck some more officer" he looks at the whore, pulls out his handcuffs and says "put your hands behind your back" she says "OK officer I'm ready" then he says "ON YOUR KNEES" and the whore lived happily ever kissing these nuts.
My nigga and me where walking around. We seen this hot boy, but sadly he was kissing this ungly ass boy. We scream "Why you kiss up on the ungly guy from when you fine as hell?" He look at us and said "So I can get good at making y'all hoes jealous." He left and out of the corner of our eyes he was dancing on a 55 year old lady. We laugh and scream "HOLY FUCK GRANDMA STOP HITTING ON YOUNG MEN YOU COUGER l!!!!" She scream back "NEVER, THIS BOY EARNED SOME, NOW MAKE ME A SANDWHICH!" "COPS ARE COMING!" "DONT CARE THEY CAN SUCK MY DICK!" Grandma is a old retired whore. And she still getting some "GRANDMA GET OFF THE STOP SIGN YOUR DAYS WORKING THE CORNER ARE OVER YOU HORNEY BITCH "
Credit for this chapter goes to JanetheVampire and a little editing from me. MWAHAHAHAHA. Please vote or comment of you Like it. Until next time my retardous unilamacorns.
