Style (Stan x Kyle)

A Normal Day

It was a normal day at the bus stop for everyone, as it was quiet like usual Kyle and Cartman show up at the bus stop. A minute went by before Cartman said something to the group.

"Goddamn gays, they're all over the town now! I don't wanna deal with those gay hippies!" Cartman shouted

The three boys stared off into space in disbelief, and yet all three of them knew he would say something horrible again.

Stan feeling a little mad retaliated, "What's the problem with gays, huh? They haven't done nothing to you fat boy!"

Cartman looked extremely offended at Stan's statement. And simply said, "Why what's up with you Stan? Why are you defending gays? Are you a gay yourself? Tell me that Stan."

Kyle went in do defend his best friend, "Stan isn't gay fat ass! He dated Wendy, remember? And besides being gay isn't bad and it never has been. So why are you accusing him asshole?!"

Cartman had a smug grin on his face when he responded with, "Kyle, listen, just because he dated one girl doesn't mean he can't go gay, besides Kyle you seem a little gay yourself!"

Kyle seemed a little flustered and took a glance at Stan, Stan seemed a little flustered also. However Kyle went on to say, "I AM NOT GAY YOU FUCKING FATASS!"

Cartman had a full on evil smile now, "No defense, huh Kyle? We should make sure you're not gay just to be safe. You're not allowed to be near ANY of us throughout the day and if you even look at us we know you're gay."

Kyle looked stunned and said, "That's not what it means to be gay Cartman."

Cartman looked happy and said, "Cmon guys, we have to make sure Kyle isn't gay. Starting now you're under trial. Last the whole day Kyle, whole day..."

Just as Cartman said that the bus arrived and both Cartman and Kenny got on. Stan turned around and told Kyle, "Hey man, I'll check on you after the day. So for now just let Cartman do his stupid bullshit."