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𝘼𝙗𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙙 𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙙𝙧𝙚𝙣

𝙇𝙚𝙚𝘿𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙆𝙣𝙤𝙬 😔
Alright listen up hoes
We're gonna set some ground rules

𝙌𝙪𝙤𝙠𝙠𝙖 🐿
What the fuck

𝙇𝙚𝙚𝘿𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙆𝙣𝙤𝙬 😔
SO
Saturday night
There's not really a dress code, just wear something casual but elegant I guess

𝙌𝙪𝙤𝙠𝙠𝙖 🐿
Oh.
Why u making it seem like we're in some sort of boot camp

𝙍𝙚𝙘𝙮𝙘𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜𝘽𝙞𝙣 🗑
He's into that stuff
Say that to him in bed and he won't last even a minute

𝙌𝙪𝙤𝙠𝙠𝙖 🐿
Wtf 😃❓

𝙇𝙚𝙚𝘿𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙆𝙣𝙤𝙬 😔
Shut up bitch
He's lying
I'm not into that shit
I don't have any kinks

𝙍𝙚𝙘𝙮𝙘𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜𝘽𝙞𝙣 🗑
Really?
Don't u have a praise kink?
Don't u like ✨ d i r t y  t a l k ✨?

𝙇𝙚𝙚𝘿𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙆𝙣𝙤𝙬 😔
Wait weren't you telling me the other day that you gay panicked when you first heard Felix's voice? 🤨
Have a thing for deep voices?

𝙍𝙚𝙘𝙮𝙘𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜𝘽𝙞𝙣 🗑
Didn't you start aggressively blushing when Jisung said you looked hot in that hairstyle?

𝘽𝙧𝙤𝙬𝙣𝙞𝙚𝘽𝙤𝙞 🍪
S-should I leave-? 😟

𝙌𝙪𝙤𝙠𝙠𝙖 🐿
Let's go lix it isn't safe here 🏃💨

𝙈𝙖𝙠𝙣𝙖𝙚 👑
Gonna go get some bleach brb

𝙂𝙚𝙣𝙞𝙚 🧞‍♂️
Pass it to me when you're done

𝘾𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙥𝙮 🤙
Minho, Changbin...
We have dms for a reason
Go talk about your kinks there
And stop traumatising my baby innie :(

𝙈𝙖𝙠𝙣𝙖𝙚 👑
I'm literally sixte-
Nvm

𝙈𝙚𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙚 💔
How the flying fuck did we get here

𝙇𝙚𝙚𝘿𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙆𝙣𝙤𝙬 😔
This is all your fault you short hoe 🙄
Anyway
Dress code is black and white
Come to my house at around 3pm
Don't bring anyone else unless you've asked me
Thanks

𝙂𝙚𝙣𝙞𝙚 🧞‍♂️
So we're just gonna ignore all the-
Nvm

𝙈𝙖𝙠𝙣𝙖𝙚 👑
Ugh now I have to actually look for clothes
Parties are tiring 😔

𝙌𝙪𝙤𝙠𝙠𝙖 🐿
Fr ^

𝙇𝙚𝙚𝘿𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙆𝙣𝙤𝙬 😔
Oh and one last thing
Felix.

𝘽𝙧𝙤𝙬𝙣𝙞𝙚𝘽𝙤𝙞 🍪
Uh oh

𝙇𝙚𝙚𝘿𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙆𝙣𝙤𝙬 😔
If you're planning on getting dicked down by this Lord Voldermort fanboy
Do it in a guest room
Don't even BREATHE near my room with those intentions
He'll show u where they are

𝘽𝙧𝙤𝙬𝙣𝙞𝙚𝘽𝙤𝙞 🍪
Sir yes sir

𝙍𝙚𝙘𝙮𝙘𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜𝘽𝙞𝙣 🗑
Omg lix stop don't call him sir
I don't want him getting hard over my boyfriend 😥

𝙇𝙚𝙚𝘿𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙆𝙣𝙤𝙬 😔
I'm gonna need to start anger management classes if you keep this shit up

𝙌𝙪𝙤𝙠𝙠𝙖 🐿
Wait do I have to bring a gift?
I bet what I'll bring will be worth a lightbulb in your house or something

𝙇𝙚𝙚𝘿𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙆𝙣𝙤𝙬 😔
Don't worry about that rn
You going is enough for me 💞

𝙌𝙪𝙤𝙠𝙠𝙖 🐿
Aww
I'm gonna puke

𝙂𝙚𝙣𝙞𝙚 🧞‍♂️
Wait ji I know what you can give him

𝙌𝙪𝙤𝙠𝙠𝙖 🐿
Ooh what?

𝙈𝙚𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙚 💔
Jinnie ily please don't

𝙂𝙚𝙣𝙞𝙚 🧞‍♂️
Give him a blowjob

𝙇𝙚𝙚𝘿𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙆𝙣𝙤𝙬 😔
Omg such a smart idea!

𝙌𝙪𝙤𝙠𝙠𝙖 🐿
Pardon??

𝙇𝙚𝙚𝘿𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙆𝙣𝙤𝙬 😔
So smart that I'll take you to the Eiffel tower in Paris for your next birthday, go to the very top and throw you off 🥰

𝙌𝙪𝙤𝙠𝙠𝙖 🐿
Phew
I was scared for a second there

𝙂𝙚𝙣𝙞𝙚 🧞‍♂️
No u weren't
We all know you both wanted it 🙄

𝘾𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙥𝙮 🤙
This entire conversation should've stayed in the dms

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I stumbled across Thunderous and decided to re-watch watch it and now I'm stuck binge-listening to noeasy again. H E L P P

Or don't, I'm enjoying this. Anyway gonna go listen to domino for the 45,846,384 millionth time bye 🏃💨

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