How to make a pizza for 1060:
1) find a surface! Place your dough on the surface.
2) get your rolling pin! This rolling pin should be made out of Rogers nail shavings if not this recipe wont work xoxo
3)start rolling!! Make sure it's nice and round, and make sure Brian is with you.
4) once done, add Rogers armpit blood to the base
5) ask brian to mix rogers piss with some flour to create the cheese
6)once done adding other toppings YOU SHOULD make the pizza look like roger
7) place the raw pizza on the floor
8)make sure Brian May circles around it, squatting each time to the beat of 'yellow submarine'
9)let Brian do a dance. Brian needs to let out his energy.
10)put that mf thing in the oven
11) get Roger sat down, serve the pizza
(yellow submarine is a banging tune)
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