Café Boy

Chapter VI

Guess what? I'm still doing Café Boy. Yay! Sorry for not updating in a while. I've been having writers' block with this story. I hate it, I swear. Anyways, you know the drill, I like comments and the more I get, the (hopefully) faster I type. Enjoy!
~~~~~~~~~~

Once Armin had changed into a plain white tee shirt and loose fitting jeans (that was that looked tight around his hips, Eren noticed with glee), the two boys ran after the possible insane, yaoi crazed Hanji.

"How the heck are we going to catch her?" Eren asked as he ran next to Armin. "Hanji will probably head towards her house. It's where we hold the fan club," Armin replied. "Fan club? I know I'm popular, but you guys really needed a fan club?" Eren asked. "Well, since they don't know where or who Ren is, they had to do something," Armin said with a shrug.

Eren nodded, "So where does she live?" he asked. "Near the Stohess Distract," Armin replied. "Hey, I live around there," Eren mused. "Really?" Armin said half surprised. "Yep. Maybe you can meet my sister after this," Eren suggested. Armin shrugged, "Maybe...hey what were you going to ask me earlier?" the blonde asked.

Oh, I'll tell you later once we've calmed Hanji down," Eren said. "O-okay, we're here," Armin stated as they neared a house. "Crap, Hanji lives in mansion!?" Eren cried awestruck. "Yeah, she creates tools for scientists and stuff," Armin said.

Eren nodded slowly and followed Armin to the gates. The two made their way to a password gate. "Well, that's just great. Now how are we getting in?" Eren asked annoyed. Armin rolled his eyes and typed in a password. "Access granted. Welcome, Armin Arlert," said a robotic voice as the gate slammed open.

Eren raised an eyebrow, as if asking why the blonde's name was registered into the computer. Armin looked back on the brunette and smiled. "I'm the treasurer," he answered. "Of course you are," Eren sighed with a shake of his head.

Armin laughed and led Eren inside Hanji's house. "Where are her parents?" Eren asked as they entered the house. "They work over seas," Armin replied as he walked into Hanji's kitchen. A few minutes later, Armin came out with a rolling pin and a frying pan.

Armin held the frying pan out for Eren. The brunette raised an eyebrow. "And I need this, why?" he asked as he took the frying pan. "Incase Hanji attacks," Armin said seriously. Eren sweat dropped, "Umm...okay?" he said confused.

The two headed down to the basement. "Do you like blueberry muffins?" Armin asked in a serious tone as they reached a door. "I guess. Why?" Eren asked. "Get ready then," was all Armin said as he opened the door.

Immediately, the two were pelted with...blueberry muffins? "What in the name of God is this!" Eren yelled as he smacked a muffin away. "It's Hanji's muffin cannon!" Armin yelled as he dodged a muffin.

A few minutes of being attack by blueberry muffins, the attack stopped. "That...was insane," Eren panted as he rubbed some berry juice off his cheek. Armin nodded and walked into the room.

"I take it that Hanji likes blueberry muffins?" Eren asked. "Oh heck no. She hates them," Armin replied as he walked down another hallway. "I'm not even going to ask," Eren muttered. Armin laughed, " Good idea," he agreed.

Soon the two got to their destination. The door to Hanji's lair was...interesting to say the least. It was plastic with various yaoi manga covers.

Kiripapa, Sensitive Pornograph, Sekaiichi Hatsukoi, Boku no Pico. There were so many, it made Eren's head spin. Armin patted Eren on the back, "You'll get use to it," he said sympathetically.

Eren nodded dazed, "Some much yaoi..." he muttered. Armin laughed, "Just wait till you see the inside of it," he said. "We're going in there?" Eren asked rather scared. "You write BL novels and your scared of a little yaoi?" Armin asked.

"It's not yaoi I'm afraid of, it's what is behind that door," Eren said. "Hanji is a super fangirl, so be prepared," Armin said. Eren gulped, "Let's go," he said as he opened the door.

The Ren Ackermen fan club room looked like the yaoi gods had thrown up on it. Every single inch of the walls were covered with ether a yaoi anime/manga poster or a book shelve.

"Holy cheese, Hanji, you have a lot of yaoi," Eren commented. Hanji turned towards the two and grinned evilly. "And Eremin has appeared!" she exclaimed. "Who?" Eren and Armin asked confused.

"I have been using my shipper to find the perfect shipping and for you two. None of the names worked. But never fear because I have came up with the best shipping name ever! Eremin! The cutest and most perfect name ever in the history of shipping names!" Hanji exclaimed.

"She's off her rocker," Eren muttered. "You should see her on Valentine's Day and White Day," Armin laughed. Eren sweated a little, "I rather not," he chuckled weakly.

"You two are so damn cute!" Hanji squealed. "Hanji, you need to calm down. Here's your medication, so go ahead and take it," Armin said calmly. "I don't wanna," Hanji pouted. Eren sighed, "This isn't going to go anywhere. Hanji come here, I need to tell you something," he said as he stepped in front of Armin.

"Yes? What is it, Eren?" Hanji asked. Eren placed his hand on Hanji's shoulder and leaned towards here ear. "Good night," Eren whispered as Hanji lost consciousness.

"Eren, what did you do!?" Armin asked shocked. "I pushed a pressure point in her neck," Eren said. "You know about pressure points?" Armin asked.

"Of course! The best way to write a good novel, is to experience what you want your character to do. I'm a master at ballroom dancing and pressure points," Eren said passionately. "Wow, you sure do devote yourself to your writing," Armin praised. "Aw, shucks, it's nothing," Eren said.

Armin laughed, "Well let's go. Since its your first time in Hanji's yaoi lair, I'm guessing you're getting rather dizzy," he said. Eren chuckled a little, "Yeah I am, but I need to grab something first," he said as he walked over to one of the bookshelves.

Armin watched Eren curiously as he looked for a manga. "Here we are," Eren announced as he took five books off the shelf and turned around. Armin's eyes widened at the manga in Eren's hands. "You're a fan of Love Stage!?" he asked shocked.

"Yep! It's my favorite yaoi manga," Eren said. "Mine too!" Armin exclaimed happily. Eren grinned, "I have the DVD at home," he said. "Aww, lucky!" Armin whined. Eren laughed, "Let's get Hanji out of here, before I faint from yaoi overload," he said as he walked towards the door.

"Okay, but I'm going to need help with carrying her," Armin said. "No, you hold the manga. I'll grab her," Eren said as he handed Armin the Love Stage set. "Okay," Armin said with a nod. Eren flashed Armin a smiled and slung Hanji over his should, as if she was nothing.

"Well, let's get going," Eren said as he exited the room. "Hang on, what were you going to ask me?" Armin asked. "Oh, yeah, I almost forgot," Eren said as he shoved his hand into his pocket and pulled out two tickets.

"Wow! Those are tickets to that new theme park that just opens up!" Armin exclaimed. Eren nodded, "Yep, took a lot of string pulling, but I was able to get them. So will you go with me this coming Saturday?" he asked. Armin blushed, "L-like a date?" he asked.

Eren hummed, "Don't you remember last night? Or do I have to give you a reminder?" he asked with a mischievous smirk. Armin blushed, "N-no, I'm good," he squeaked. Eren laughed, "Then, come with me. It's going to be fun," he said.

Armin nodded, "Okay, I'll go," he said. Eren grinned, "Then it's a date! Now let's get going, my should is falling asleep," he said as he shoved the tickets back inside his pocket and headed up.

Armin hugged the manga to his chest and smiled. He was going on a date with Eren. Armin's smile grew wider as he hurried after Eren.

~~~~~~~~~~
There we are, folks! Eren has finally asked Armin out on a date! I wonder how it will turn out. Keep watch for the next chapter to find out!