Ok, I had to read the first book to continue this story, but now, this time, no more imagining, if you enjoyed the imagining thing sorry, but I had to do it, alright, here we go!
The adventurer was back to his ow life, adventuring! with his not that crappy sword and some riches, he has helped many villages by defending them, and now, he is looking for a place to camp for the night, just until something was discomforting him, a peice of paper, it was a hard peice of paper, but he read anyways, it said "hallo ther u must bi advenchuring sou ai hev ay cwest 4 u gou to dis place called mekdownalds, den get ey duble chis brgr, den eet it den kil evrybudy der end gou nek 2 wer u found dis nout." After a sleep, the adventurer went out and went to McDonald's, he ordered a double cheese burger wich costed 1.000.000.000 something dollars or euros or pesos, watever, he ate the double cheeseburger all in one bite, then he grabbed his sword and kill everyone there. The adventurer went back to his camping spot and found another note, and it said "helo dis is anoder nout or paypur wotever so u kild da peeps in mekdounelds so hir is yor next cuwest, gou too teh gun shup den kil da guy hoo r seĺing dem den get oll teh cool guns cos der cool. Den gou to da moon den u luke 4 ey volkeyno den get ey lava shard den gou back too were u r reading dis note." So the adventurer rushed to the nearest gun shop, killed the gun shop guy dude thing and got all the cool guns, after that he stole the new prototype ship thingy of nasa that can travel to the moon in 5 seconds, when he got there, he walked along the surface with low gravity and stuff, he found the volcano and got the lava shard and used the nasa thing prototype blah blah then he rushed back to the camping spot and yet with another note thing "HAHA u r ey fool, or dumb, or sumting dat goes with fool, you fel intu my trap by meycing u worc hard but dose r rily isi tascs but yu wil nevr find mi, end I will never bi in canada in a kasle dat is reali isi 2 spot cos I won't bi ther! Muahahahahaha!!!!" So the adventurer went to the airport for his flight to canada, he got there and looked for a huge castle, he was infront of it, he went in carefully and a dart flew past his face, there were butt cheek traps! So the adventurer just ran and all of the darts missed so badly. He got to the top and saw a man on a throne, he said "helo, adventurer hao did u maneyj 2 find mi?" "Well, u said the exact details to where you are and you gave me these cool weapons, so It should be just easy to kill you." The adventurer said with no panic. "Muahah do you really think I am here alone and unarmed? Muahaha cardbord robots with no life attack!"
The throne man guy said, The cardboard robots did nothing "impossible! These robots should be working" throne man said with a littke panic, the adventurer shot throne man in the abdomen "LOL I HAZ BULLETPROOF VEST NOOB!" Throne man said with laughter, so the adventurer out the lava shard as one of the bullets of the gun, he shot and throne man died cos he was the bad guy, and the adventurer was happy and stuff, and he went back to the camping spot, got all his stuff, and carried on adventuring..
