Nico And The Bat Fam

Uniform...? Ah Fuck I Have To Go To School?! | 08

"Please Neeks you don't have to do this" Jason says pleadingly, practically begging for me to spare him.

"I'm sorry... it has to be done" I say with a smirk, showing no remorse.

"I thought we were brothers man, how can you betray me like this?" He asks and I scoff.

"I'll show you how, checkmate" I say as I move my bishop in front of his king at the edge of the checkered board.

"You guys are so dramatic" Dick says, rolling his eyes as Jason groans in defeat with his head on the table.

"Hello boys" Alfred says from where he's stood at the doorway.

"Ahh! Jeez Alfred, you scared the shit out of me!" Tim exclaims, earning a disapproving look from the older man at his choice of vocabulary.

"The tailors shall be coming in a couple hours to get you all fitted for your uniform this year" he says and they all groan while I raise a brow.

"Uniform?" I ask and Alfred nods.

"Yes Master Di Angelo, you too, you'll be joining the boys at Gotham Academy next week" Alfred replies and my face drops into a grimace. Great. Just great.

"Ah shit, I have to go to school? I can't even remember the last time I went to school" I groan and Jason smirks teasingly, causing me to glare at him.

"It'll be okay Master Di Angelo, you'll have the boys there if you need any help and Gotham Academy is a fine school, there's many extra curricular activities you can chose from" Alfred says reassuringly but I look at him unconvinced.

"Yeah it's alright, I do robotics club, Damian does fencing and Dick goes to the photography club" Tim says with a shrug.

"What about you?" I ask Jason and he snorts.

"7 hours in school is enough for me, I don't intend to make it any longer" he says, well that's a whole mood right there.

"Wait hold up, 7 hours?!" I exclaim in pure horror and they all look at me in amusement.

"Oh, this is gonna be great" Dick says with a smirk and I glare at them all as they laugh.

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"Aww look at him, like an angry little puppy" Dick teased as I stood on a weird circle platform thingy as some lady touches me up. Okay maybe I'm making things sound a little worse than they are, she's measuring me n shit which is kinda annoying.

"Oh shut up Dick" I say with an emphasis on his name, he's so dumb to want to be called Dick, like seriously why Dick? Seems kinda gay if you ask me... yo do you think...? Nahhh... maybe... who knows.

"Why do I have to wear a dumb uniform anyway?" I complain, rolling my eyes slightly.

"It's part of the schools dress code" Bruce says, holy shit when the fuck did he get here? I swear to the gods I need to pay more attention I'm losing my usual raw talent for sensing shit.

"Why can't I go to like a public school?" I ask.

"They're dangerous around here, you could get hurt especially for being the adoptive son of a rich CEO" he replied and I shrug.

"Maybe not if you used your money to like help make Gotham not such a poor place, ya know being rich an all" I say and he raises a brow.

"I'm just saying all these rich white dudes could do so much more to help out, like rebuilding neighbourhoods instead of putting fucking spinning rims on their gold jet skis" I say and he let out a small thoughtful hum. (Tell me if u understood that reference 😉)

"Okay, so hypothetically if you were me, what would you do?" He asks me and I ponder that for a second.

I raise a brow, "go on humour me" he says.

"We'll I'd start by helping schools n' stuff, providing better resources, making classrooms feel safer for kids y'know. I'd donate to local hospital and clinics, especially free clinics, maybe even open a few to make them more accessible. I'd rebuild homeless shelters, make them more safe, even build a whole shelter entirely just for woman and kids so they can actually sleep at night without being terrified out of their minds. I'd raise money for programs that help people get back on their feet to get jobs, people could get help with drug or alcohol abuse and I'd make sure they weren't judged for it. Anyway the point is, there's a lot I would do if I were rich... if I were you" I reply and he looked at me, looking slightly surprised and, if I dare say, a little guilty.

"Dayum, Neeks for fuckin President am I right?" Jason says with a grin.

"You make some good points" Bruce says with a small smile.

"Yeah, I do" I reply, "aw man dap me up ma brother" Jason says with a smirk and we fist bump.

"I still find that really weird" Tim says looking at the two and Dick nods in agreement.

"We're just a couple of dudes being guys" Jason says and I smirk, "we're just a couple of guys being dudes" I say, "just a couple of guys being gay" he says, "show me your dick" I smirk and he literally just points Dick.

"What the fuck" Dick says, looking at the two boys who were laughing so hard that the tailors had to stop what they were doing.

"To be honest that was actually kinda funny" Tim says with a smirk.

"There's a child here!" Dick says, pointing at Damian who glares intensely at him.

"And there's also Bruce so... you just said that in front of Bruce" he adds, crossing his arms in an awkward manner.

"We have no regrets" Jason says with a smirk.

Lmao Bruce looks kinda scared, just imagine teenagers scare the living shit outta me playing in the background.

"We have the measurements Mr. Wayne, we can have the suits done by Friday if that suits you" the tailor says, tucking her pen through the spiral binder of her notebook.

"That's fine, thank you" Bruce replies, I step off the pedestal with a relieved sigh as Alfred shows out the fancy suit people.

"Nico, someone from Gotham Academy will be here in a few minutes to assess you, nothing to worry about, it's just to see what level of education you need" Bruce says, ugh tests, I hate tests.

"I hope you know I'm gonna fail all those tests" I reply, hey it's true I haven't been to school since I was a kid.

"That's not how it works and I'm sure you'll do fine" he replies with a faint reassuring smile.

Oh boy, this man is in for a big surprise.

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HA! And you thought this was abandoned, think agains losers

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