Edward was at a restaurant, the Golden Tuna.
The waiter arrives shortly.
She says, "Hello, sir. Would you like to order, anytime around now?"
Edward uncomfortably says, "Well, maybe sometime soon. However, all this food seems quite expensive..."
The waiter grimaces. "I know it's not cheap, but it's one of the best restaurants in town, I can assure you that."
Edward relaxes slightly. "Well, that's great! It'd be a good first impression on my new date."
The waiter frowns. "You arrived an hour ago."
Edward checks his phone and says, "Well, she told me to meet her at the Silver Tuna at 7pm."
The waiter sighs. "Well, you see, this is the Golden Tuna."
