Stoned Fail

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You: Coming home at 3 in the morning, trying not to wake parents. Pretty stoned.

You: Okay get your keys.

You: Good, now unlock the door.

You: Ring the doorbell.

Doorbell: DING FUCKING DONG!

You: ......

You: Why did I fucking do that?

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