You: Coming home at 3 in the morning, trying not to wake parents. Pretty stoned.
You: Okay get your keys.
You: Good, now unlock the door.
You: Ring the doorbell.
Doorbell: DING FUCKING DONG!
You: ......
You: Why did I fucking do that?

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Funny Things I Found
RandomSo Basically I put a bunch of funny things I found on the internet on here. Just for fun.