Opposite Gender Day (Naruto)

Ch. 1: (POV KAKASHI HATAKE) An Unexpected Surprise

Today, I woke up later than I normally would.
I felt really, different.

First of all, I have a chest. Second of all, My hair is long and is currently blocking my sight. And last, but definitely not least, My stomach hurts like hell. I suspect I am a girl. Please don't make me an attractive girl. I don't want boys swarming around me.

I sat up slowly to feel this gushing feeling in my stomach, it was a very uneasy feeling. I looked at the time, Oh, it's already 7 in the morning, Ugh, I hate waking up late. I decided I should just get up and, finally, get started with my day. 

So I slowly stood up, and i felt a...rather sticky sensation on my pants. I checked my mattress...and there was....blood on the sheet. Oh...am I perhaps...dying?

Well good.

I slowly walk over to the closet to grab an extra sheet when my stomach hurt again. I dropped the sheet and immediately clutched my stomach.

''What the hell?'' Geez, this dying method is annoying.

I walked to the bathroom and stared at the mirror confused. 

shit, i am an attractive girl, ugh.

Now what do I do..? I feel the blood sensation thickening. Oh shit. There's blood everywhere so i took a bath to clean up my body, I scrubbed my pants and changed into new clothes. I then sat down to read a book when i felt that sensation again. AND OF COURSE, there was more blood. Shit, shit, shit.

I had no choice but to grab a book about the female gender. Ugh, I'm sorry, Kakashi, I tell myself.

I opened the book and tried to pick a chapter on it...

''Okay...Is it...Puberty- No- it can't be...CAN IT?'' So I turned to that page. There were pictures. Why. My eyes have been tortured. I hate my life. 

''Well it says here, I have to use a...pad? what's that? Is it like- a bandage- do I just bandage my- no it can't be- right- nah- I don't even know anymore.''

Sooo, I went to get a band-aid and well, stuck it on my- yeah. But still it continued bleeding so i wen to the bathroom and well-

''AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH''

-ripped it off.

''WHY THE HELL AM I NOT DEAD YET? I've lost so much blood.''

So I just sat down in a corner, slowly losing my insanity. Waiting for this DYING METHOD to END.