Opposite Gender Day (Naruto)

Ch. 2: Oh Lord, The Perverts are here.

Here I was, still sitting in the corner, crying. 

Number 1: I AM DYING BUT VERY SLOWLY

Number 2: I am beautiful, please-

Number 3: MY HAIR KEEPS ON ENTERING MY MOUTH

Number 4: My stomach is going to pop out a baby and it will eat me, jk- I wish I could just die like that, THESE STOMACH ACHES I SWEAR TO GOD-

I slowly got up to go to Tsunade- sama when I heard the most annoying voice in the world.

''KAKASHI SENSEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, I'VE GOT BOOBS AGAIN! HAHA IM SO SEXY RIGHT NOW! WHAT ABOUT YOU?!''

Why, Naruto, Why.

''KAKASHI SENSEI! ARE YOU HOME!''

''No''

''Oh ok I'll just go- WAIT- ''

''No Naruto there's nobody here, go and show your perverted feelings to Sasuke or Hinata''

''Ok, person who is not Kakashi Sensei! WAIT- IT IS YOU KAKASHI SENSEI''

''No it's not.''

''Oh Ok, Bye then''

And I stood up to see if he- well she- was still outside, thankfully she was gone.

I decided I Have to meet Tsunade-Sama and ask her for help. So I quickly changed to new clothes and went to meet her.

''Oh Hello, Kakashi! What brings you here. Oh my, you look stunning, Be careful around boys.''

''No, Tsunade-sama... I need your....''

''My what? Hmm??''

''Help. I am dying and I do admire that- but it is going too slowly and my clothes are ruined. And I did try to put a bandaid on my- well yeah, but it just ended up- badly, very badly.''

Tsunade- sama looked at me very sternly, and slowly her face morphed into a smile and then to this devilish laughing face.

''what- pfft- i- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH''

''. . .  Are you going to help me or not...?''

''hmm...okay. go to that shelf, pick which one you want, the tampons or the pads.''

''But the book only said pads-''

''No its fine pick any one of them.''

''Whats the difference?''

''Uh..well, For pads you just stick them on your underwear and for tampons...you uh- push it in. (｡･∀･)ﾉﾞ''

''W-WHAT?! Okay Give me the pads.''

''Okay.''

She handed me the pads and I rushed in the bathroom and tried to apply it.

I still was not sure how to put it on but, in the end, my pants aren't stained so whatever.

''Thank You Tsunade-sama. I will be on my way now.''

''Pfft- goodluck''

Eh? what does she- I mean he- mean by goodluck?

I slowly walked out of Tsunade-sama's house and tried to run to my resting place but was stopped by a certain, Jiraiya.

''Move. I need to go home.''

''And why would a pretty girl like you want to go inside, it's so bright outside today, Just like your personality''

I stared at him sternly. What the hell, Jiraiya.

''Ah seems this pretty girl is angryy''

''It's me, Kakashi Hatake.'' I stared at him straight in the eyes. and walked away.

When i was done with him two other boys came by, I didn't know who they were.

''Wowwww, Look at this hot chick! How are you My darling?''

Then the other guy joined-

''Yeah...mmm she looks good, wanna come over our house for a little sleepover?~'' he said while biting his lip.

So I replied with,

''If you don't shut the fuck up i will personally gouge out your eyeballs and put them in naruto's ramen whilst making a headband using the gums in you mouth and using the skin for tsunade-sama's personal purposes.''

Their eyes widened and they ran away.

i walked home and sat down. 

When another boy came. I took 3 pebbles from the ground and aimed it at his face.

He blew a kiss and ran away.

I grabbed a banana and ate it, another 3 boys came by and shouted, I WISH I WAS THAT BANANA! Being choked down your throa-''

I threw a big rock at them. they unfortunately escaped.

Being a girl sucks.