Decades of Insanity: An Inanimate Insanity fanfic

Chapter III | The investigation

Hoe Street | Downtown | 1925

"Hey, mind if you're gonna give me some of that kale of yours for a bit of-"

"piss off,ye gold digger" the random object said infront of salt, and Zoomed off.

Salt, getting annoyed by how much she gets rejected for her jobs, goes down the streets to her home. She would sit on her couch with pepper, who was someone who she always invited to her home to talk to.

"Guess another blow?" Pepper said with disappointment.

"Yup." Salt answered.

"You know, up to this point, I've never properly asked you this," Pepper breathed in while salt paid attention.

"Why Oj? Why are you obsessed over him?"

Salt started to blush, then, a nervous expression as pepper raised an eyebrow.

"B-because, he-he looks preeeety, a-and has a some uh, sex appeal, h-heh, heh...." Salt starts to close her eyes and then whispers to herself. "He's so- dr re a my~ hehe, him- oh hi-"

Pepper bitchslaps Salt. "Cut that out. What have you been doing? Hitting the pipe?"

Salt then looks surprised, then becomes angry as she says "NO! NOT AT ALL! H-HES JUST PRETTY!"

Pepper chuckled. Salt, looking very pissed, stomps outside to continue to fund for her rent and to practice her dirty flirting.

Then, as she was coming home, a car pulled up, which turned out to be The cobster.

"Oh hey there gal, I see you're quite the Sheba aren't ya?."

"Oh my, cobster? Is that you? Why are you asking me?"

"Heh, well, I gotta pull up here, I'm quite the lounge lizard here, curious, How much dough to put that kisser to good use?" Cob asked.

"Heh, yeah, but I also got some booze for ya to drink." As salt stands seductively with her rear prominent and her tall position being very apparent.

"Ooo, that sounds- Interesting. I'll do anything for that booze." Cob offered.

"Hmm, maybe I got a lill bidding for you to do." Salt curiously said

"I see, lill tomato, or big tomato, heh-heh. Anyways I would really like to see that booze." Cobs told to salt.

"Sure! I'll be willing too."

She gets into the car and guides the cobster to her house. Salt and cobster then goes inside, with pepper being confused while she sits on the couch.

"Why do you have cobster here???" Pepper Asked with imease worriness.

"Well, let's just say that we'll be discussing stuff."

Pepper just sat nervously while watching the television.

They both go downstairs, and there, salt shows her alcohol collection.

Cobster, being impressed, decides to sit salt on her kitchen dinner table.

"So, I'm figuring that we should lay out the deal properly."

"Yes. Here's my offer. I'll give you a bunch of booze and blowjobs if you give me some kale, and capture a bounty of mine." Salt extended her hand and pushed a finger down the table.

"Oo, those are my favorites," cobs said, excitedly. "Who are we takin'?"

"This guy named Oj, heard of him?"

"Ah, yes, him. Saw him, never talked to him. Seemed like an easy target to catch. How much booze?" Cobs asked.

"Let's say.... 50 bottles." Salt said with intention.