Couch x Reader (Family-Friendly)

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You were having a fun time walking in an empty void which hurt your eyes because it was so goddamn bright, when suddenly your one true love appeared in front of you.

"What the-"

And what stood before you was the hottest thing to ever exist. It was your couch.

"Greetings, Y/N." The couch said, with it's hot couch voice.

"Hey there, handsome." You did the wiggly eyebrows, licking your lips.

"Y/N, I have come here to inform you I do not like you the way you like me."

"N-Nani?!" You stepped back, startled.

"None of this is real, Y/N, I am here to wake you up. You are too horny."

"What do you mean, Couch-senpai?!"

"This is all a figment of your imagination." Then suddenly, your couch turned into... wait a minute- Is that-

"SHREK?!" You exclaimed.

"GET OUTTA MY SWAMP!!" He yelled, and you woke up in a cold sweat.

(( hehe, you fool! you thought this would end with some smut?

Anyways, thank you for reading! Hope you have a nice day!!<3 ))