seokjin: jungkook, your children look heavy
jungkook: children? i don't have-
seokjin: let me carry them in my womb for you
jungkook: [blushes]
yoongi: breaking news, all scientists collectively commit suicide after bts jin didn't give a fuck about laws of nature and said some stupid shit just to fluster his boyfriend
i was originally gonna use this for myself but jinkook before my flirting agenda 🤓☝️💕