I am NOT going to stop until I get that liberal bussy. I WILL CONTINUE TO HARASS TBIS MAN UNTIL J GET WHAT J WANT. When i pulled up to McOssoff and walked my sexy ass to that counter JON WASNT FUCKING THERE JON WAS NOT THERE JON WAS NOT THERE OH MY GOD PLEASE TELL THE VOICES IN MY HEAD TO SHUT UP JON WAS NOT THERE JON WAS NOT THERE JON WAS NOT THERE.
But... there was a DIFFERENT DUDE WHO WAS WAYYYYY FINER THAN JON. He did NOT look like he had scurvy
"Hey" I said
"Ehat can i get for u🤨" the dude said
The dudes nametag said "fuckitupkenith64"
"WHERE IS JON FUCKITUPKENITH64⁉️"
"Bitch idk hes somewhwre what can iget for u"
"Mf i am vegan."
"L + ratio didnt ask"
"Fo you have scurvy by any chance"
"Whar ion have scurvy please im so underpaid like im being held hostage im gonna get beat if i dont do my job correctly ljke please"
"Ok??? Didnt ask"
"Actuallt can i get 2000 big macs"
"Um okay ig do u want that to be the vegan option because youre vegan"
"Yea, BUT LISTEN FUCKITUPKENITH64 DO YOU HAVE SCURVY ALSO U ARE SOOOOO FINE WHAT IS UR SNAP"
Fuckitupkenith64 pulled out a gun and shot me. I respawned later in the day.
